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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kool & The Gang

Parody Song Title:

"In Bed"

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The Lyrics

Late at night, at China King
Had much bite, fried rice with tofu
Server bringing fortune cookie
Such a nice thing; come on, take a bite
Wonder what fortune will be, yeah

Something funny for you honey
"Seek enlightment"--In Bed!
Take the fortune that you're reading
Keep on reading, but then start playing
Add two words on just so --"In Bed"
Let's all do it now

Baby, baby it's a funny game
It plays with your head, no need to feel ashamed
It is a crazy bit of innuendo
You see it's--a sexy tell and show
Take part--the goal--you'll love
Don't be a mole
"Up the hill, you have will"
Add 'In Bed!', that's the deal

"Lead your life unshady
And you'll be kissed"--In Bed!
"One is yearning for adventure,
Soaring like the hawks"--In Bed!
There is nothing you can really do about it!

Baby, baby it's a silly game
Pop "in Bed" on things?
No need to feel ashamed
Urban Dictionary got citation, too
Hey, "That's what she said" is right in there, too!
Oh gosh!--How droll!--Uh-huh
Go down that hole
Drink your swill, pay the bill
While "in bed", oh yes, what a deal!

I get the feeling that we'll be joking all day
With dirty thoughts that are lame (but still tame)
Let's shoot the moon!

"In Bed!"
"You'll find fortune, fame"
In Bed!
"You'll keep the candle's flame"
In Bed!
"Keep all good friends at hand"
In Bed!
"You'll find all your best plans"
In Bed!
"You will see all your finest dreams"
In Bed!
"Life is more than it seems"
In Bed!
Funny little game
In Bed!
Nothing's quite the same
In Bed!

Take part--the goal--you'll love
Don't be a mole
"Bend your will, climb that hill"
In Bed!
Fortune now get real?

Baby baby, funny little game
"Love will call your name"
What a crazy game, with chop suey too
How those sake shots have affected you!
(quodlibet,"In Bed!...In Bed!...In Bed!" to fadeout)

Copyright Agrimorfee, 2011.

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Porfle Popnecker - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
This tune got stuck in my head, even while I was taking a dump--In Bed!
LilHoPEET - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Lord Agree nice write, Sir ! . . but no ChungKing in my bed, no way, no hay!! . . . I prefer PEET, strong & full-bodied ! with some Rye(toast) on the side !
Matthias - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Haha! I always play this little game when I go get Chinese Food!!!
Rex - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) In the hills of Tennessee you'll meet many interesting folks -- inbred! Fun concept!
Blaydeman - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) That's a lot like the game my friends and I play, but we say "In my pants". Hence "I'm having a party tonight- in my pants. Would you like to come-in my pants?" So I enjoyed this one a lot. It's funny, usually Rex and I choose the same song, 'bout time it happened to someone else. I guess Rex and I can take a break from our rivalry just this one time. LOL! Great job Aggy! Not sure which of you two I'm gonna give the higher honors to yet, but it's gonna be close!
bobpiecheese - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Amazing work, I never thought such a topic could last that long without getting old, but you pulled it off mightily. 555 in bed!
Below Average Dave - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Other than being a tad odd on the reading, it worked, moreover it was very funny.

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