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Song Parodies -> "Frogs And Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Love And Pride"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Frogs And Mice"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

When I wrote this, I let loose my inner psycho. Perhaps it is over the top and extreme, perhaps even insulting (intentionally sexist, just a tad, but never sincere, heh [sweating, pulls collar in anticipation of the accusations])... but I don't get more impulsive than this... up to now. If there are any inconsistencies in grammar or other in the lyrics, please comment.
that's what freaks my
girlfriend out, frogs and mice
that's what freaks my
girlfriend out, frogs and mice

I like teasing my girly
oh, it's my nature (I'm a cruel dog)
drop four bull frogs (in the bathtub)
to stop her from hogging the bathroom all day

I bought a pair of cane toads for maximum fear and
two mice from the pet store, they're both black and white
her daisies near my frog pond I live for her screaming
so I always need my supply
of frogs and mice


gnawing, wrecking, leaping
eating, peeing (when she's cleaning)
much infesting, loving
mating and making more frogs and more mice

my mice live in her wardrobe through which they are reaping
her skirt looks like a Swiss cheese from holes that they bite
put cheese and flies on her forehead while she is sleeping
she wakes up with a face supply
of frogs and mice



I'll give her a box of swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo
box of swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo-swo
I'll give her a box of sweets
filled with frogs and mice!

chorus x2

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Me - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I just came across this one...pacing was good, but it wasn't too funny. 5-4-5.
LittleCupCakes - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
CowboyDave: Don't < SKUNK ME > babe!!! Please . . . don' t < SKUNK ME > You wouldn't do that to Dave, darlin' . . . would you??
Yet Another Dutchman - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes, "Me". And LittleCupCakes, your comment just confuses me. Is it some reference I'm supposed to 'get', because I'm don't. Heh.

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