Song Parodies -> Sammy Davis Eyes

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

  
Parody Song Title:

"Sammy Davis Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

And I know Sammy Davis only had ONE glass eye
His hair is a dark black
But there's a surprise
His visions what he lacks
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
He'll sing his music to you
Candyman he recites
But here's the well known fact
He's got Sammy Davis eyes

And they're glossy
And they're glassy
They're even a little nasty
They are fragile
But they do fill
Those places that the real eyes will
He got Frank Sinatra love life lies
He got Sammy Davis eyes

He'll show you a movie
That he was a star in
The Rat Pack you will see
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
Now the crooning's what he'll do
This man of ethnic splice
Half black and one half Jew
He got Sammy Davis eyes

And they're shinny
And they're blinding
But yet you still don't see him whining
He can see still
But these eyes fill
The places that the real eyes will
Too bad him and Dean did die
He's got Sammy Davis eyes

And they're glossy
And they're glassy
They're even a little nasty
They are fragile
But they do fill
Those places that the real eyes will
Too bad him and Frank did die
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
www.geocities.com/Bflorio12
Comments?:Bflorio12@Hotmail.com
Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
Meets the pacing
of the original: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
 
Voting Results
Pacing: 3.1
 
How Funny: 3.0
 
Overall Rating: 3.0
 

Total Votes: 11
Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 
 3
 
 3
 
 
 2   1
 
 2
 
 2
 
 
 3   2
 
 1
 
 1
 
 
 4   2
 
 2
 
 2
 
 
 5   3
 
 3
 
 3
 
 
User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Mike florio - January 13, 2003 - Report this comment
huh?
lebeiw15 - January 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Definitely not your best... I didn't understand this one very well... besides, it's Sammy Davis, Jr... but I understand that the "Junior" would have totally scrwed up the pacing. Believe me, you've had much better :)
Billy Florio - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh this ones crap, I knew that from the starting lol. It was a funny idea that I really couldnt emulate into a parody. Plus it doesnt make much sense, but the original song doesnt either (at least I think so) (I like the chorus though)
Jeff Baker - January 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, Billy, Sammy D. probably had several glass eyes, but he could only wear one at a time. Whoever was named in Davis's will, now HE'S got Sammy Davis's Eyes! -----jeff p.s.: me, I got my grandpa's Hawaiian shirts. So much for wills.
lebeiw15 - January 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I have to agree, it was a good idea, I mean how the parody title sounds so close to the original.
jeff - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
There was a parody recorded around the time this song came out called "Marty Feldman Eyes." It's a lot better.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/kimcarnes2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 261


The Best of Kim Carnes album at Amazon.com

Mistaken Identity Collection album at Amazon.com

Bette Davis Eyes 2002 album at Amazon.com

Barking at Airplanes album at Amazon.com

St. Vincent's Court/Romance Dance album at Amazon.com

Voyeur album at Amazon.com

Duets album at Amazon.com

Gypsy Honeymoon: Best of Kim Carnes album at Amazon.com
 
 
ALL NEW!!! The amIright 80's MISHEARD LYRICS BOOK now available.
Find Funny Stuff About a Band: