Song Parodies -> Sammy Davis Eyes
| Original Song Title: | "Bette Davis Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Kim Carnes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sammy Davis Eyes" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
And I know Sammy Davis only had ONE glass eye
His hair is a dark black
But there's a surprise
His visions what he lacks
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
He'll sing his music to you
Candyman he recites
But here's the well known fact
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
And they're glossy
And they're glassy
They're even a little nasty
They are fragile
But they do fill
Those places that the real eyes will
He got Frank Sinatra love life lies
He got Sammy Davis eyes
He'll show you a movie
That he was a star in
The Rat Pack you will see
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
Now the crooning's what he'll do
This man of ethnic splice
Half black and one half Jew
He got Sammy Davis eyes
And they're shinny
And they're blinding
But yet you still don't see him whining
He can see still
But these eyes fill
The places that the real eyes will
Too bad him and Dean did die
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
And they're glossy
And they're glassy
They're even a little nasty
They are fragile
But they do fill
Those places that the real eyes will
Too bad him and Frank did die
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
But there's a surprise
His visions what he lacks
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
He'll sing his music to you
Candyman he recites
But here's the well known fact
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
And they're glossy
And they're glassy
They're even a little nasty
They are fragile
But they do fill
Those places that the real eyes will
He got Frank Sinatra love life lies
He got Sammy Davis eyes
He'll show you a movie
That he was a star in
The Rat Pack you will see
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
Now the crooning's what he'll do
This man of ethnic splice
Half black and one half Jew
He got Sammy Davis eyes
And they're shinny
And they're blinding
But yet you still don't see him whining
He can see still
But these eyes fill
The places that the real eyes will
Too bad him and Dean did die
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
And they're glossy
And they're glassy
They're even a little nasty
They are fragile
But they do fill
Those places that the real eyes will
Too bad him and Frank did die
He's got Sammy Davis eyes
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huh?
Definitely not your best... I didn't understand this one very well... besides, it's Sammy Davis, Jr... but I understand that the "Junior" would have totally scrwed up the pacing. Believe me, you've had much better :)
Oh this ones crap, I knew that from the starting lol. It was a funny idea that I really couldnt emulate into a parody. Plus it doesnt make much sense, but the original song doesnt either (at least I think so) (I like the chorus though)
Actually, Billy, Sammy D. probably had several glass eyes, but he could only wear one at a time. Whoever was named in Davis's will, now HE'S got Sammy Davis's Eyes! -----jeff p.s.: me, I got my grandpa's Hawaiian shirts. So much for wills.
I have to agree, it was a good idea, I mean how the parody title sounds so close to the original.
There was a parody recorded around the time this song came out called "Marty Feldman Eyes." It's a lot better.
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