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Song Parodies -> "Bro-side Assistance"

Original Song Title:

"Roadside Assistance"

Original Performer:

Kenny Ryan

Parody Song Title:

"Bro-side Assistance"

Parody Written by:

Oofle McGoofle

The Lyrics

Got a flat tire
Out in the middle of nowhere
Dead of night- somewhere
Hope this rental has a good spare!

No GPS with this cheap clunker!
It’s one worthless Motherf-cker!

Was all alone
Gotta to get from here to there
Cell’s not working
No signal’s bouncin’ in this air

A car then appears
Outta nowhere, and I’m relieved
Four Brothas near
They didn’t jack the car, but me!!!

Took my money
Credit cards too. Oh, no way!
Stole the cell, hell
Hope the insurance will still pay!!!

Bro-side assistance
Robbery with a smile
Victim on a bad road
Gotta walk for miles and miles

Didn’t have no common courtesy
To send some decent help for me…

Bro-side assistance
Robbery with a smile
Victim on a bad road
Gotta walk for miles and miles

Bro-side assistance
Robbery with a smile
Victim on a bad road
Gotta walk for miles and miles

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ComediAnn - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
You must like Richard Pryor, because he did this same topic live back in the 1980s!

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