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Song Parodies -> "Don't Hunt For Quail With Dick Cheney"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fall In Love With A Dreamer"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers and Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Hunt For Quail With Dick Cheney"

Parody Written by:

Marjorie Preston

The Lyrics

Dick Cheney shot his friend, Harry Wittington, in the face while quail hunting in early 2006.
Dick fired his gun at quail
Quail to stupid to run
With five deferments from Vietnam
He could not be called a man
Dick took his friend
Harry Wittington
When even Ann Coulter turned him down
But Dick took off his safety
And shot Harry
Nearly put out Harry's eye

Don't hunt for quail with Dick Cheney
Because he'll put out your eye
"Cause if you think that you can trust him
You're already blind
Don't hunt for quail with Dick Cheney
Because he'll put out your eye

He'll put out your eye! So just stay home
If you want to survive
Now it's morning
And the phone rings, Harry calls
And says, "Dick, I'm sorry
For what you've been through
But I can't quit you!"
Dick had Harry in his sights, wanted his heart
Just for the spare parts

Don't hunt for quail with Dick Cheney
Because he'll put out your eye
"Cause if you think that you can trust him
You're already blind
Don't hunt for quail with Dick Cheney
"Cause he'll shoot you every time
He'll put out your eye! So just stay home
If you want to survive
If you want to survive

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Michael Pacholek - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Another gem. Maybe Ted Kennedy will never be off the hook for Chappaquiddick, but after this many parodies and other jokes about the Cheney-Whittington shooting, Jimmy Carter is certainly now off the hook for the "killer rabbit."
2Eagle - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe he never saw A Christmas Story.
Joel Martinez - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This is disappointing beyond all f$¥¤§ng reason! Wait till ya`ll see MY Eminem parody! Then ya'll will cease all this Dick Cheney s£¢&!
111 - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Dream on. Jimmy Carter will never be off the hook for his killer rabbit. But at least now we know who should've been in the boat with him that day.

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