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Song Parodies -> "Hagrid Got Sued"

Original Song Title:

"Footloose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"Hagrid Got Sued"

Parody Written by:

Weirdo Jace

The Lyrics

This is yet another one of my Harry Potter songs. This one is about how Malfoy was able to get Buckbeak sentanced to death in "Prisoner of Azkaban."
I'm goin' to class
A pain in the neck
Hagrid is the new guy
He sent Harry flying into the sky
He's got this Buckbeak, oh I know I can do some good harm
I'll run up to it, and then I'll let it scratch my arm!

And then he's gonna get sued
He's sued
And now my arm cannot move
Pain's insane
Although this is all a game
Dad is mad
That is what makes me glad
Sued
He's sued
Finally I got him sued!

This will be so sweet
I'll get to see the meet
When they see Hagrid in court
That Buckbeak won't be here no more!
Oh, it looks so great
That thing's gonna be executed soon!
My plan is working!
Oh, how I just love humiliating!

And then I got him sued
He's sued
All cause my arm can't move
More—in court
That Buckbeak will be no more
Death is set
They're gonna chop off its head
Sued
He's sued
Finally I got him sued!

(Execute!) Hagrid's sued!
(Execute!) Hagrid's sued!
(Execute!) Hagrid's sued!!
(Execute!)

My dad says I keep the head!
I'll stick it in Hermione's bed
Now, guys, don't you dare turn around!
*chop!* EXECUTE!

He's sued
All cause my arm can't move
More—in court
That Buckbeak is no more!
Death was set
They just chopped off its head
Sued
He's sued
Finally I got him sued!
Sued
He's sued
All because my arm can't move
Pain's insane
Although it was all a game
Dead! Its head
Is goin' in Hermione's bed
Sued
He's sued
Finally I got, finally I got
Finally I got, finally I got
Finally I got, finally I got
FINALLY!
Finally I got him sued!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Snake - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, the pacing was a tad off at the start. Keep up th good work.

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