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Song Parodies -> "HULK SMASH!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Footloose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"HULK SMASH!!!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Although I already did a tribute to Hawkeye (one of the weakest of the Avengers) this is the first parody I wrote that includes all of them. Of course Hulk is the most powerful member of their team which is why when Loki tells Iron Man (Tony Stark, in case you don't get the Tony reference) that he has an army. Tony replies: "We have a Hulk"
He's growing so large
He's throwing a barge
His power is strength
Ain't something that he ate

Banner's a weakling
Until you're making him frown
Not good at sneaking
But buildings he's knocking down

Watch out! He's starting to bash!
HULK SMASH!!!
Bad guys will end up mashed
Squeezed Loki
His eyes pop out with such ease
Thor is sore
When wrestling Hulk scores
Cars will crash
Everybody watch HULK SMASH!!!

Bruce Banner is cool
He's acing tests at school
Gamma Rays gave him a start
He's smacking, cracking quite strong

He's just a wimpy dude
Until you're pissing him off
Then he might be rude
He'll smash you flat before you cough

You might scoff until you're seeing blood splash
HULK SMASH!!!
He'll turn your town into trash
Tony's bony
He's screwed though shoots lightning
Black Widow!
Backflips won't stop his blow!
Don't get rash
Everybody see HULK SMASH!!!

(ROAR!!!)
NOW HULK SMASH!!!
(ROAR!!!)
NOW HULK SMASH!!!
(ROAR!!!)
NOW HULK SMASH!!!

Cap! Don't you try to calm him down
Sheild! Won't stop his massive fist pound!
Nope! The monster's taken control!
Grrrr.... Grrrr.... Grrrr.... Grrrr... GRRRR!!!!

Hulk's pretty Bad-Ass!!!

HULK SMASH!!!
Making Hollywood cash!
Try Hawkeye!
Arrows won't stop this guy!
Whack! You're smacked!
Like bricks stuffed in a sack!
Can't be passed!
Everybody eye HULK SMASH!!!

(Hulk Smash) HULK SMASH!!! (Hulk Smash)
What's with the purple pants?!?!
Mean and green
Less rational than a teen
Vast! No blast will put him in a cast!
Time to clash!
Everybody run! Everybody run!
Everybody run! Everybody run!
Everybody run! Everybody run!!!
Everybody, Everybody run!!!
HULK SMASH!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - July 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Smashing!! 5's
WarrenB - July 10, 2013 - Report this comment
This made me grin. I did a take on gamma man a while back with "When I Turn My Blue Eyes Green." Hulk is a bulk of few words. And he had the best line in the Avengers movie: "Puny god."
Peter Andersson - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
I have a failed attempt at a Hulk parody* behind me so I apprechiate seeing this one through, "HULK SMASH!!! - Making Hollywood cash!" was a favorite rhyme!

*The idea was "Puny Human" to Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman", but it didn't work out.
bobpiecheese - August 28, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The pacing was a bit off in areas, but otherwise this was a smashing good parody! Hulk vote 555!
Blaydeman - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I love this Hulk and this is a great homage to him. Great work!
Glen S - September 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice work here Matty. Great refrain and I'm a Marvel fan, so this was awesome. Especially liked 'Thor is sore'

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