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Song Parodies -> "Foot Loose"

Original Song Title:

"Footloose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"Foot Loose"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oww, ooooh -oh-oh
Oww, ooooh -oh-oh
Oww, ooooh -oh-oh
Oooooo-oh-oh

Been just kickin' back
Down this railroad track
To fulfill a wish
Goin' down river to fish
Some rod and reeling
Old woman's gettin' me down
She hit the ceiling
Just cuz' I drank up the town

First, I gotta get my foot loose
Old track done caught my shoes
Please, dear Lord, hear me beg on my knees
Cell, died, Hell..can't even call a pal
Shucks, foot's stuck, I can't get my darn foot loose

I feel like a fool
It's gettin' numb and cool
Walkin' tracks not too smart
I'm pissed and twistin' but
No way to free it
Feel like a real dumb ass guy
Lord, how can this be, it
Can't be my time to die
Church, I'll fly...if you only

Get my foot loose
Help me kick off these shoes
Woe, me..Oh gee! took it, shook it, won't free
Damn it! jammed it! ..It's hurtin'..make it quit
Need some booze, cuz I can't get my foot loose

Yeeoww, ooooh-oh-oh
(Need foot (loose)
Yeeoww, ooooh-oh-oh
(Need foot (loose)
Yeeoww, ooooh-oh-oh
(Need foot (loose)
Oooooooooohhh...

I'm shakin' my leg around
I'm screamin' loud like a hound
Please God, I'll pledge you my soul
If you'll get me loose

Please get my foot loose

Foot loose, I'll pay my Sunday dues
Please, Lord, Jes-us I am on my knees
Crack this track, help me get my foot back
Ties for ties, I'll tell you the truth, no lies
Need my...foot loose

Shucks, it stuck, my shoes
Please, oh please, won't you hear my pleas
Track, smoke, black, I think a train's comin' back
Shoes, can't use..guess I'll have to cut
Lord, I'll have to cut
Foot, I'll have to cut, take my knife and cut
Help me Lord, to cut, hurts like hell to cut
(Just a little more) blood and skin, galore..

Train whistle, aaaaaahhhh, foot loose!!!!!!

Thank you, Lord...I'll be limpin' into church, next Sunday

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Jonathan - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
hilarious! great work AFW! 555
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW - Nice twist. A winner in your best tradition. ;D
AFW - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan, and OMR
Lifeliver - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Literal use of title can really work well sometimes, as in this case. Masterful control of pace and subbing. I can picture Kevin Bacon in the situation. Sad about the 'foxhole conversion', though. I'm cutting loose with 5s.
AFW - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, LL

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