Been feelin' so ill
Congestion, cough and the chills
Forehead's, so hot!
I bet I know what I got...
I've got this feeling
That Alfred Hitchcock was right
Best get to kneeling
And kiss your asses goodbye!

Cuz we're getting the flu! The Bird Flu!
Nothing that you can do!
Please, spare me!
It's a pandemic disease!
From avians,
To homosapiens
Doomed, we're all doomed
Soon everyone will have Bird Flu!

My friends are so cruel
They tell me I am a fool
I've dug a shelter in my back yard
Those birds can't get me down there!
I'm tryin' to tell you
The end of the world is nigh!
God's out to get you
Better shield your face from the sky
So a dropping won't fall in your eye and give you the

Flu! Bird Flu!
Looks like the planet is screwed!
As, for me
I've sworn off of KFC
No more eggs
Pushed between diseased hen legs
Screwed, you're screwed!
Everyone will have Bird Flu!

(Got Bird Flu! Got Bird Flu!)
*aside*
+ Hey Seamonkey, remember last year when you thought you caught the West Nile virus?
- Ummm, yeah?
+ From an ant bite!!
And then there was that Mad Cow burger you ate...
- It made my tummy hurt!
+ And don't forget about all the Anthrax in your mailbox...
- I swear that envelope was covered in white powder!!!!!

Ahhhhhh-ahhhhh-ahhhhh-ahhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhh

Ah-Ah-ACHOO!!
It's Bird Flu!
Everybody is doomed!
Only one end
Burn all of our feathered friends!
Push, George Bush
To get a vaccine shot for your tush
Cuz soon, real soon,
Everyone will have Bird Flu!
Bird Flu!
What are we gonna do?
Please, spare me!
From this pandemic disease!
From avians,
To homosapiens
Doomed, we're all doomed
Now everybody's got, everybody's got
Everybody's got, everybody's got
Everybody's got, everybody's got
EVERYONE!
Everybody's got Bird Flu!!!