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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kate Kestrel

Parody Song Title:

"Donald's Mess"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

And still the battle rages on...
Donald Trump and his many sins
Sexy talk. Sex assaults? Such commotion
What do we know?

False accusations or manipulation
Media corruption has got him pissed
as we all know

Kissy-kiss, parts to grope
Any truth? We don't know
Trump campaign in despair
Trump not bothered- he doesn't care

Donald's mess
Mr. Trump your numbers are falling
Donald's mess
Mr. Trump CNN keeps calling
(They should) Give it a rest

Weeks to go, but Trump denies
His surrogates pressured in hot seats

All lies! All lies!

Question, questions, why, why, why?
Can't substantiate... yet tempers rise

National Polls and Trump is down
Still he rallies town-by-town
Hillary, he goes for the kill
Over thousands of leaked emails!

Who will prevail?
F' her lies, epic fail!!!



Rumors being spread all around
Denial and lawsuits- shut them down
Locker room talk makes us ill
So rewind and remind of Bill!!!

Actions are worse than words!

(Chorus) x3

Hillary confess
About your husband's mess
Harassing victims no less
Yes, Hillary, confess, confess!!!
Kate Kestrel was from the Terrahawks tv show which was a more advanced version of Thunderbirds puppetry set in Space. I especially liked Commander Dr. Tiger Ninestein!

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Your Choice - October 14, 2016 - Report this comment
1. Some women have come forth with personal sexual abuse stories which match Trump's description of his behavior as recorded on the Access Hollywood tape. Therefore, the women's accusations are true.
2. Some women have come forth with personal sexual abuse stories which match Trump's description of his behavior as recorded on the Access Hollywood tape. But they made their accusations after the tape was released and played publicly. Therefore, their stories probably used the tape as a blueprint, and they are false.
Rob Arndt - October 15, 2016 - Report this comment
I don't buy either. Any good attorney will tell you that Trump's aired comments and the timelines don't matter at all. Each case is unique and must be judged by its own merits. Did Trump DO it or not? Period. Words are words, actions are actions. And someone remind the CNN anchors that all US citizens are innocent until PROVEN guilty in a court of law. The court of public opinion is biased in the extreme.
Here we go - October 16, 2016 - Report this comment
In Hillary's America women who voluntarily sign up for sexist competition complains about sexist treatment.
In Hillary's America student who voluntarily sign up for higher eduation complains about having to take tests.
In Hillary's America quarterbacks voluntarily have signed contracts complain about being tackled.
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