Song Parodies -> The Enron Shuffle

Original Song Title:

"The Curly Shuffle"

Original Performer:

Jump N The Saddle Band

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Enron Shuffle"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Wilder

George W Bush: Are you sure this is a good idea Karl?Karl Rove: Mr. President, it's our last option!Bush: Well alright then (puts on headphones and steps up to microphone).
When me and my friends go out on the town
We can't sit still and we can't sit down
It's such a delight to legalized hustle
Taking your money doing the Enron Shuffle

Oh no
(Oh no)
Oh no
(Oh no)
Well a yes yes yes yes
(Well a yes yes yes yes)
Tee hee hee hee
(Tee hee hee hee)
(Woo woo woo) Woo woo woo

Well we never miss a chance
On your graves we dance and do the Enron Shuffle

Well here are my friends they are Kenny and Moe
They're Kenny's buddy Jeff and his fat clone Low
It's such a delight to legally hustle
We push and we shove doing the Enron Shuffle

Oh no
(Oh no)
Oh no
(Oh no)
Well a yes yes yes yes
(Well a yes yes yes yes)
Tee hee hee hee
(Tee hee hee hee)
You'll never convict me
(You'll never convict me)

Well we never miss a chance
On your graves we dance and do the Enron Shuffle

(Stop Thief!) Stop Thief! (Sirens)

Well me and my friends are sorry to say
We'll probably catch hell on Judgment Day
But it was fun pulling off that scuffle
Taking all your money doing the Enron Shuffle

Oh no
(Oh no)
Oh no
(Oh no)
Well a yes yes yes yes
(Well a yes yes yes yes)
Fifty to life, fifty to life
(Fifty to life, fifty to life)
(Get in the cell)
Get in the cell

Well we never missed a chance; on your graves we danced and did the Enron shuffle

We did the Enron shuffle
We did the Enron shuffle
We did the Enron shuffle
We did the Enron shuffle

Well we never missed a chance; on your graves we danced and did the Enron Shuffle.
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Arthur Anderson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I told you boys to lay low!!!!

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