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Song Parodies -> "Cause He's A Troll"

Original Song Title:

"Cause I'm A Blonde"

Original Performer:

Julie Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Cause He's A Troll"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

Because he's a troll he doesn't have to think,
He talks like a moron and has no real friends.
Don't have to worry about his real life
If he keeps up with that troll routine.
Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah.
Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah

He sees comments on forums and just scoffs,
cause he doesn't have to be polite, just tick them off.
Cause he's a troll, T-R-O-L-L.
Cause he's a troll, TL;DR LOL?

He never learned manners or internet ettiqute
Why should he bother when he does what he does?
He knows there are people smarter than him he has this philosophy, "Screw them!"
Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah

He posts insulting comments on youtube and on forums.
If you want him gone, just have to ignore him.
Cause he's a troll nyah nyah nyah
Cause he's a troll nyah nyah nyah

They say that trolls don't have much brains or decency, but he doesn't care..because sites like Metokur and ED are like a bible to him..
Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah
Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah

He's not the smartest troll online but he doesn't care.
Cause he's a troll, T-R-O-L-L
Cause he's a troll, TL:DR LOL.

I just want to say that his goals are not exactly clear.
But one day he might settle for being mean in real life.
Right now he's a troll OL at the moment but his goal is.
To become a supervillain because he's that crazy.
Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah
Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah

Some think he's a prick and maybe its true
With his attitude you would be too.
Cause he's a troll, t-r-lol.

Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah
Cause he's a troll yeah yeah yeah

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