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Song Parodies -> "Don't Stop Being Vegan"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop Believin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Stop Being Vegan"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

A slaughterhouse bird
Livin' in a hellish world
She feels fright and pain
Most humans don’t care
Just a mean cowboy
Raising bulls to be exploited
They feel fright and pain
Most humans don’t care

A butcher in a smoke meat room
The squeals of swine in total gloom
It is vile and scary every night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Vegans marching
Protesting on the boulevard
Their voices united
Spreading light
Sweet kind people
Pushin’ compassion promotion
Fightin’ the nightmare & the blight

The meat world is overkill
It only makes so many ill
It is way too big a price to pay
It’s a crime
No one wins
We all lose
When animals are killed for food
The stupidity never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Vegans marching
Protesting on the boulevard
Their voices united
Bringing light
Sweet kind people
Pushin’ compassion promotion
Fightin’ the nightmare & the blight

Don't stop being vegan
Hold on to the healing
Sweet kind people


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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 10

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Rob Arndt - October 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Ironic that I'm the first one to give you 5s for the parody and not your single-minded food agenda. You know, your lyrics are misleading. There are plenty of omnivores and carnivores that are sweet people too. We just disagree about what we eat. I think cows, pigs, chickens, etc... should be kept on traditional farms and be free to roam a bit, graze without abuse. But there's too many people in the world and demand is too high. I don't like pollution or plastic overproduction either, but sadly, fighting back is a losing battle. By 2050 the world will be devastated and the population doubled. I don't think our space programs will help us at all to move off-world to terraform. The shuttle is being replaced finally next August, just to supply the ISS. I hate to say this, but truthfully, we are long overdue for World War III. Should have happened anywhere from 1962-1985 when the Soviets reached peak military power to cross into Europe and wage nuclear war. World Wars have a way of thinning the mankind herd.
vegan minstrel - October 27, 2016 - Report this comment
"you know that it's total vice" replaced a line in the audio recording for this at bit.ly/donT-stoP
Public Service - October 27, 2016 - Report this comment
There goes Rob, again. As soon as he saw "slaughterhouse" in the first line, his heart began to beat and his face lit up in a smile. Devastation, WW III, thinning the oversize human population in a trice, zooming off to another planet -- Whoopee! Will it be on TV!? What a reality show! Just spare the babes and Peter Griffin! Jeez, even a freaking vegan parody gets his war blood up!!

Lousy OS, but 5s for the sentiment and execution.
Qwetty - October 27, 2016 - Report this comment
This just in: The jury is still out .... on this parody that is
Peter Andersson - October 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Bad timing for this one; it's something about going to a vegan's house for Halloween trick and treat and then getting chocolate covered brussel sprouts, homemade nettle herb tea enema coke and tofu lollipops that is just making kids hostile to the whole concept! ;-P

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