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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Cards"

Original Song Title:

"Open Arms"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Cards"

Parody Written by:

Lee Lone

The Lyrics

Here at my table
Filling out cards
Feel Christmas joy inside
For friends and family
Love so sincere
With every card that I write
Though cold, is the weather
There's warmth in my heart
And a twinkle in my eye

And soon, I'll send all you
A Christmas card
Those in my life
Near or far away
Can't wait to send
These Christmas cards
Hoping you'll see
What you all mean to me...
Christmas cards

Some are religious
Funny or bold
Pictures of lights, trees and snow
Some with old Frosty
Santa's reindeer
While he exclaims "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
They all wish the same thing
A nice Christmas day
I'll mail them today

And now, I'll send all you
A Christmas card
Those in my life
Near or far away
I love to give
These Christmas cards
Hope you won't think
For gifts, I was too cheap...
Christmas cards

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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AFW - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Very Holiday spirited. Good job.
Lee - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW! I really appreciate that. =)
WarrenB - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Echoing AFW. Nice clean holiday write. And really liked the simple message.
Lee - December 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks so much Warren. =)
Mare Garrel - December 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Amazing work. Wonderful lyrics to a phenomenal OS.

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