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Song Parodies -> "They Don't Stop Quiliting"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop Believing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"They Don't Stop Quiliting"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Nothing like Intercourse ( P.A. ) on a Saturday with the Amish.
You find them Saturdays, up in Lancaster P.A.
Sitting on the front lawns showing all the wares
Up and down the pike, so much for sale you really like
Quilts hanging from all the clothes lines everywhere

A home-made sign draws you in, as the quilting bee soon begins
The multi-colors designs, they go on and on and on and on


Amish women, quilting right in front of you
As they never look in your eyes
They keep quilting, doing what they have to do
So the men at night can survive

Working from the crack of dawn so they can decorate their lawn
With the things you can buy for a song
Living off their own hard wage, as they go against this modern age
As this Amish Yard Sale stretches on and on and on and on

Amish women, quilting right in front of you
As they never look in your eyes
They keep quilting, doing what they have to do
So the men at night can survive

They don't stop quilting, sewing every Saturday
Amish women on their lawns
They don't stop quilting, selling what they just made
Working since the crack of dawn


Repeat and Fade Out

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Lionel Mertens - May 05, 2010 - Report this comment
There's hardly any Journey parodies here, glad to read this one. 5's
Lee - May 05, 2010 - Report this comment
It's hard to go wrong with Amish parodies. =) 5's.
HB6 - May 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Just a "plain" old goob job!
Mark Scotti - May 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Just a "plain" old good job!!

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