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Song Parodies -> "Dont Stop The Lemur ( Dressing Up As Jesus )"

Original Song Title:

"Dont Stop Beleiving"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dont Stop The Lemur ( Dressing Up As Jesus )"

Parody Written by:

Jj Lucia-wright

The Lyrics

for my wife
Just a small town zoo, never any need to queue
then an email came from Ted polar bear
had an idea see of doing a nativity
so tell me who’s with me ? Said Ted polar bear
Rehearsals everyday at 2
chimpanzees get piano tuned
crocodiles need to sew all night
It goes on and on and on and on
Queuing waiting, nowhere left to park the car
all tickets sold out every night
crowds of people, spending cash on programmes, popcorn
busy, packed out every night
Mary’s played by lama pat,
josephs played by Marcus mere cat
3 wise men 1 duck 2 mice dice,
please stay in line
3 gorillas coz shepherds smell
orang-utan for Gabriel
Oh, the problems never end
It goes on and on and on and on
Greenpeace shouting, up and down with large placards
there protests march on through the night
demonstrators, saying its animal cruelty
hold on surely they have rights ?
Don’t stop the lemurs
Dressing up as Jesus
Keep quiet people
Don’t stop the lemurs

Keep quiet people

Don’t stop the lemurs
Dressing up as baby Jesus
Streetlight people
Don’t stop

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