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Song Parodies -> "Fly of the Tiger"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Fly of the Tiger"

Parody Written by:

Lee Crowe

The Lyrics

Rising up, straight to the top
Played some golf, got the glory
Went the distance, now he’s not gonna stop
Just a man and his harem times five

Out on the links, out in the heat
You need more than a caddy
Where’s the man who can help you to cheat?
Mr. Bell has the skill to connive


It’s the fly of the Tiger, and it’s open all night
It’s a thing called adult-ry in the Bible
And a name on the cell phone is the cause of the fight
And it seems nothing closes the fly -- of the Tiger

So many girls, the count’s at fifteen
Who knew a golfer could be horny?
Out of the woodwork they came with their tales
And those boobs that defy gravitee


It’s the fly of the Tiger, and it’s open all night
It’s a thing called adult-ry in the Bible
And a name on the cell phone is the cause of the fight
And it seems nothing closes the fly -- of the Tiger


Backin’ up, to avoid getting beat
Mr. Woods took his chances
Down the driveway he backed into the street
When you’re caught you should not text and drive

It’s the fly of the Tiger, and it’s open all night
It’s a thing called adult-ry in the Bible
And a name on the cell phone is the cause of the fight
And it seems nothing closes the fly -- of the Tiger

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Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Up to par! ;D
John Barry - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Tiger, we hardly knew ye, but thou knowest many.
UnKnownHO - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
. . oh, but he's only got a 5-Iron . . .
What Up With That - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent work Lee.
Jonathan S. - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
"And it seems nothing closes the flyyyyy...of the tiger."

Great stuff, man. 555
Christie Marie M - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Must be the Tiger's mating season! LOL 555!
adagio - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
It seems that I'm not the only one who thought this was purely funny, esp ".It’s the fly of the Tiger, and it’s open all night", that and the title. : D
J - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I respect Tiger because who he is and what he does and it's none of my (or your) business what he does with his personal life.. great guy! the song is funny though, love it.. gave it 555!

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