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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Dry Heaving"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop Believing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop Dry Heaving"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Won't raise taxes, except for the middle class to pay for the Healthcare "Reform School"! Flip Flop Central...

Think I'm gonna hurl
Living in the Obama's world
I watch our basic rights just going away
What a healthcare plan
Taxed and less we get oh man
We watch the middle class get buried away

I feel our world quite gloomy soon
With smell of beer and lies at noon
He smiles cause his want we can't fight
Change goes on and on and on and on

{Refrain}
Stranger, changes, will change our lives no regard
Pray Congress decides what is right
See light people, fight it and make some commotion
Asking for rights worth the fight

Worked so hard now rights are killed
Cheaper health won't get thrills
Living longer life is roll the dice
It's like a crime
Poor will win, rest will lose
You are born to pay your dues
And the Czar Rule never ends
We just bend and bend and bend and bend


{Refrain}
Can't stop dry heaving
Lost that freedom feeling
Standup people

Let's stop the bleeding
Get that safer feeling
All good people



Copyright 2009

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Old Man Ribber - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
"Hope FOR Change!" Good job, Mark ;D
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR. I think i'm done on my high horse(except for one tomorrow, couldn't resist), and I'll get back to some laughs...
Christie Marie M - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo OMR's comment! My mom's right! Obama raised taxes on Healthcare, and last year she thought she'll lose her job (she's a nurse ,btw) if Obama runs for president. Fortunately she still has her job. Instead of getting better, it's gotten worse! Hope Obama finds another alternative. Great parody. It's all good! 5's!
Timmy1000 - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Well written - 555; I'm not sure about your line about the poor winning as ultimately they may lose on this.
Fiddlegirl - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
"If I bend that far, I will break."- Tevye in "Fiddler on the Roof"
Guy - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Ok - I'll keep my healthcare, my freedom, my money and everyone who voted "yes we can".well, they can keep the change. Harry Truman said "The buck stops here" - What I want to know these days is "The butt stops where"? Nice one - both barrels on this one Mark. Fivers.
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie! Change would be good. Ranting of thanks to you Timmy. You are right. No one wins on this. Bending and thanking you, Fiddlegirl! Heaving thanks to you, Guy! Yes, I have been loaded for bear lately. Should be all over, except for tomorrow's entry...
Andy Primus - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Obama = Oh, Bummer. I'm glad I'm a Brit (well almost - we've got Gordon Brown)
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Andy! You're right, we all have our wankers!!!
DJ Blaze - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
At first, I had faith in Obama, but after seeing his healthcare plans, I'm hoping he'll change. 555s, and BTW, I absolutely love the OS, as I do everything else by Journey.
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, DJ! I hope he changes too....
Tommy Turtle - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
@Fiddlegirl: Shudda' guessed that woudl be your fave movie! :)

Mark: Well put. Could also title sub, "Let's stop believing", or, even closer to OS, only a punctuation mark, "Dont! Stop Believing! (old joke: girl to guy's advances: Don't! Stop! Don't! ... Stop! ..... Don't Stop!) Your tax bill just went up 55.5%.
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Hard to BELIEVE it! Much thanks for the extra taxation, TT(still cheaper that Obama's)
metaphorsbwithu - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Ahhhh ... now I'm really depressed! :-D Maybe someone should do something a little lighter on health care ... if that's possible.
AFW - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Well written
alvin - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...very dry, indeed
TJC - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Lexcellent!
Mark Scotti - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, meta! Don't think my policy hav coverage for a lighter view(wait til you see my entry today..) Healthy thanks to AFW, Alvin & TJC!!!
Andria - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, Mark, and I'm sorry I'm a little late to the party. I hate to sound like Malcolm Higgins, but I've found myself using his nickname for the "president"- Odumba- a lot lately. This parody is funny in a serious way, if you know what I mean. I liked this parody almost as much as I hate Odumba- er, Obama's ideas about healthcare reform, and 5s for you.
Mark Scotti - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Andria. It's funny, it crossed my mind with my last couple of parodies that I'M starting to sound like Malcolm(I have another really good one out today). I just want the BEST for our country!!
blackjack21 - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Late on this one, thought it was a hangover parody and didn't get back to it! =) More scary stuff from the 'King of Horrordies' Save some for Halloween man. ;-) 555 screams of fear here.
Mark Scotti - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Heaving more thanks at you, blackjack!!

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