-> "Don't Stop Bulimic"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Stop Believin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Stop Bulimic"
The Lyrics
Just a stick-thin girl
Sneakin' to the can to hurl
She does the same routine nearly every day
'Cause all those pretty guys
Don't like chicks with bulging thighs
She didn't like that cheese sandwich anyway
*instrumental portion; gagging sound effects go here*
She's kneelin' in the ladies room
Ralphing up what she consumed
'Cause she knows, she don't need to diet
She can vomit on and on and on
Teen girls, pukin'
Headin' to the throne to barf
They're binge-and, -purging every night
Eat that, pizza
Then get down on your knees and launch it
Don't you, digest one more bite
So after you have had your fill
Turn around and let it spill
Tossin' every meal to try and drop
Just one dress size
Some get thin
Some get worse
But they never have to skip desserts
The hottest girls are bones and skin
'Cause they vomit on and on and on
Teen girls, pukin'
Headin' to the throne to barf
They're binge-and, -purging every night
Eat that, pizza
Then send it into backwards motion
Don't you, digest one more bite
*solo again*
Don't stop, bulimic
Take that lunch and heave iiiiit
Eat that, pizza
Oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't stop, bulimic
Throw uuuuuuuuup
Stick that, finger
Down your throoooooooooooat
Don't stop, bulimic
Drink that ipecac syru-u-up
Stick that, finger
Down your throoooooooooooat...
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