Song Parodies -> Don't Stop Bulimic

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop Believin'"

Original Performer:

Journey

  
Parody Song Title:

"Don't Stop Bulimic"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

Just a stick-thin girl
Sneakin' to the can to hurl
She does the same routine nearly every day

'Cause all those pretty guys
Don't like chicks with bulging thighs
She didn't like that cheese sandwich anyway

*instrumental portion; gagging sound effects go here*

She's kneelin' in the ladies room
Ralphing up what she consumed
'Cause she knows, she don't need to diet
She can vomit on and on and on

Teen girls, pukin'
Headin' to the throne to barf
They're binge-and, -purging every night
Eat that, pizza
Then get down on your knees and launch it
Don't you, digest one more bite

So after you have had your fill
Turn around and let it spill
Tossin' every meal to try and drop
Just one dress size

Some get thin
Some get worse
But they never have to skip desserts
The hottest girls are bones and skin
'Cause they vomit on and on and on

Teen girls, pukin'
Headin' to the throne to barf
They're binge-and, -purging every night
Eat that, pizza
Then send it into backwards motion
Don't you, digest one more bite

*solo again*

Don't stop, bulimic
Take that lunch and heave iiiiit
Eat that, pizza
Oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't stop, bulimic
Throw uuuuuuuuup
Stick that, finger
Down your throoooooooooooat
Don't stop, bulimic
Drink that ipecac syru-u-up
Stick that, finger
Down your throoooooooooooat...
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(I'm ashamed) - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm ashamed to admit it (enough to not post in my regular name), but although this was gross and in totally bad taste, this was funny. Kenny, you will get tons of hate comments here. Enjoy this praise while it lasts.
Claude Prez - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, you look familiar. Welcome back; nice job.
John Barry - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Great title, funny parody.
Bulemic Venus - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Alas, it is difficult to stay beautiful. The effort can kill you!
My name is Kenny - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Tons of hate comments?? Things sure have changed since I was here last, Chucky. I mean, Anonymous. For what it's worth, "gross" and "totally in bad taste" are much better compliments than "funny."
Red Ant - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, welcome back Kenny. Of course this was in bad taste: vomit never tastes good. Funny stuff, good pacing, and to a song that very much needed to be cut down to size.
Chris Frederick - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well done! It blew chunks, of course, but in a good way.
My Name Is Jenny - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back, MNIK!! And good parody!

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