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Song Parodies -> "Desperate Gays"

Original Song Title:

"Separate Ways"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Desperate Gays"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Rainbow's stand
Gender's barred, hearts speaking out loud
Ellen fights
Rosie pounds
They're pleading for vows

Feelings that are strong
Can change our laws
If they must go on
To promote the cause, laws are flawed

Now days they're eloping
Para-chutes have opened
Their plight in the focus
How they want
To wed those "Desperate Gays"
Archie Bunker is dead
His rage has been thwarted
We know there's still meat heads
How they (meat heads) love
To hate those "Desperate Gays"

Diverse times
Caught between confusion and pain
Judging eyes
Promises they make will be strained

If they must wed, I wish them love
They often walk alone
Take care of love
Cherish love


God still loves you girl
He really loves you boy
And if life ever hurts you,
His love won't desert you
No- no-

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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MrMacphisto - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job...
Leah Lockhart - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh... as a SF area resident, I can appreciate this. 5's for the idea alone, very clever!!
ClassicRocker1977 - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha that's funny..except the ending "God still loves you girl He really loves you boy" that doesn't need to be in there...other than that good job
Dick - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I think all homosexuals are perverts.

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