Well my hair is gone
It once was blond, now it's gone
I can't replace
With finesse and taste
What was once so strong

CHORUS:
Must have been that cheap shampoo
Could it be I ate
The wrong foods?
I can't go
Back 'cause it's too late
So I'll remain
In a bad mood

I collected it
Then I slept with it
Ooh that helped somehow
All my memories
What it meant to me
Are with me now

But a hairless older man
Only deals with age the best he can
Baseball caps cover my head
Unless I'm in bed
I'm a lonely man

Can't quit bawlin'
Mis'ry's callin'
Finds you after you're bald
Dumped by lovers
Back at Mother's
What's life after you're bald?
Not much fun, no

I said my hair is gone
It once was blond
And now it's gone
I can't replace
With finesse and taste
What was once so strong

REPEAT CHORUS 2X

Not much fun, no
After you're bald
After you're bald
After you're bald