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Song Parodies -> "After You're Bald"

Original Song Title:

"After the Fall"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"After You're Bald"

Parody Written by:

D. Shafer

The Lyrics

Well my hair is gone
It once was blond, now it's gone
I can't replace
With finesse and taste
What was once so strong

Must have been that cheap shampoo
Could it be I ate
The wrong foods?
I can't go
Back 'cause it's too late
So I'll remain
In a bad mood

I collected it
Then I slept with it
Ooh that helped somehow
All my memories
What it meant to me
Are with me now

But a hairless older man
Only deals with age the best he can
Baseball caps cover my head
Unless I'm in bed
I'm a lonely man

Can't quit bawlin'
Mis'ry's callin'
Finds you after you're bald
Dumped by lovers
Back at Mother's
What's life after you're bald?
Not much fun, no

I said my hair is gone
It once was blond
And now it's gone
I can't replace
With finesse and taste
What was once so strong


Not much fun, no
After you're bald
After you're bald
After you're bald

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Leah Lockhart - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again, very good. Keep it up, D!
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Love your use of Journey songs! Good work!
D. Shafer - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Leah and Diva - I highly respect your opinions, and therefore, your approval is immensely rewarding. Thank you for the positive feedback. :-)

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