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Song Parodies -> "The Implant Way"

Original Song Title:

"Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Implant Way"

Parody Written by:

D. Shafer

The Lyrics

On my chest
Stood small breasts.. a total of two, two, two
Still untouched
What could this girl do, do, do?

Feelin' insecure
Affects your mind
One thing that's for sure
Men love big boobs, that's the truth

So I called my surgeon
Said that it was urgent
I ended up splurgin'
When I chose
To go the implant way
Now my boobs are bigger
I have a full figure
D-cups were delivered
When I chose
To go the implant way

Brought self-confidence back to me, me, me
Doesn't leak when touched tenderly, yippee, yipee
I've found a man who thinks they're real
I'm oozing sex appeal
With scars concealed
Natural feel

REPEAT CHORUS 2X (Yes, I called my surgeon.. etc.)

I just love my boobs
I really love my boobs
My chest is so much bigger
I have a full figure
Yeah, yeah..

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Diva - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good! Liked your use of Journey and topic
Diva - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Just wanted to say, Welcome, and hope you use more of my favorite Journey songs!
D. Shafer - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you for the thoughtful welcome! I've been a "Faithful One" for over 25 years, and you'll find many more Journey songs suffering, due to the effects of my unusual sense of humor. :-)

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