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Song Parodies -> "St. Elmo's Steakhouse"

Original Song Title:

"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"

Original Performer:

John Parr

Parody Song Title:

"St. Elmo's Steakhouse"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Growin' up, you don't see the A1 on your face
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead to the place
But maybe sometime if you just despair
You'll find you're not alone, everyone's in there

Chow down, you know you can't quit until you're full
Hunger out, steaks made from a stubborn mule
You know some steaks in here are quite unique
T-bones and rib eyes, you're in for a treat

I can see filets and prime ribs alongside a choice of shrimp
I'll be where the sirloin's center grilled to perfection now
I'm a hungry man in motion, all I need is a T-bone steak
Take me where all things are well done, St. Elmo's Steakhouse

Feelin' hungry, don't know where else that I should go (where else could you go)
I left home, two-and-a-half hours ago
I finally made it as I desire
In there, I smelled the essence of St. Elmo's fire

I can see filets and prime ribs alongside a lobster tail
I'll be where the tenderloins are grilled to perfection now
I'm a hungry man in motion, all I need is a T-bone steak
Take me where all things are well done, St. Elmo's Steakhouse
I can take some onion rings, french fries, and cole slaw
I am at St. Elmo's Steakhouse, that's where I saw
That's where I saw

Just one place to go, the best steaks out there
This place is right here, you're ready to eat

I can eat a baked potato with chives and cheese on top
I might come back again, scarfin' 'til I stop
I'm a hungry man in motion, all I need is a T-bone strak
Take me where all things are well done, St. Elmo's Steakhouse

I can see filets and prime ribs alongside a choice of shrimp
I'll be where the sirloin's center grilled to perfection now
I'm a hungry man in motion, all I need is a T-bone steak
Take me where all things are well done, St. Elmo's Steakhouse
I can take some onion strings, pepper jacked chili fries
I am at St. Elmo's Steakhouse, this place is nice

This place, this place is nice, I bet you can go there
Oooh, that's where I saw

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Patrick - June 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Always liked St Elmo's Fire. Bet I would like the steakhouse, too. This song is making me hungry.

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