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Song Parodies -> "Lackin' For Love"
Original Song Title:
"Lookin' For Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Lee
Parody Song Title:
"Lackin' For Love"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Had a divorce,
Now, achin' for fun
Tried Myspace and crazy Craigslist,
Got nothin' done..
Libido desperate..
Dry humpin' walls
May hit on gray haired
Grannies in shawls....
CHORUS:
I been lackin' for love
In all my long places..
Seekin' hot babes..
Who will not slap faces
Willie's run dry..
Craves an oasis..
High pash..shun, pushy sho-ove..
Had it with the bars,
And fly-by-night floozies
Want class wenches..for my jacusies
Needin' some tarts..
Lackin' for love
Chronic'lly horny,
Erect each morn..
Prefer something real to replace..
All this "Puter" porn
Fantasy's endless..
Desire won't end..
Lately, eyein' Bowzer,
Out where he's penned
'Cuz I'm lackin' for love
In all the long places..
Seeking hot babes..
Who never slap faces
Willie hangs dry..
Pants for oasis
High pash...shun, pushy sho-ove..
Buzzin' the bars,
Wrong kind a' floozies
Clenchin' benches..in my jacusies
Cravin' tarts.
Lackin' for love
Need sweet tarts..
Lackin' for love
Now, achin' for fun
Tried Myspace and crazy Craigslist,
Got nothin' done..
Libido desperate..
Dry humpin' walls
May hit on gray haired
Grannies in shawls....
CHORUS:
I been lackin' for love
In all my long places..
Seekin' hot babes..
Who will not slap faces
Willie's run dry..
Craves an oasis..
High pash..shun, pushy sho-ove..
Had it with the bars,
And fly-by-night floozies
Want class wenches..for my jacusies
Needin' some tarts..
Lackin' for love
Chronic'lly horny,
Erect each morn..
Prefer something real to replace..
All this "Puter" porn
Fantasy's endless..
Desire won't end..
Lately, eyein' Bowzer,
Out where he's penned
'Cuz I'm lackin' for love
In all the long places..
Seeking hot babes..
Who never slap faces
Willie hangs dry..
Pants for oasis
High pash...shun, pushy sho-ove..
Buzzin' the bars,
Wrong kind a' floozies
Clenchin' benches..in my jacusies
Cravin' tarts.
Lackin' for love
Need sweet tarts..
Lackin' for love
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Became the Urban Facebook Boy. LOL!
I looked. I loved it.
LOL! This was great! =) 5's.
I don't have experience in this, far too young LOL! But I'm sure it'll happen one day, and if it's as funny as you've explained it here, I totally can't wait (well... it'd be funny for everyone else)
Kudos for the "floozies/jacuzzis" couplet and an all-around clever parody.
Thanks, all, for v & c
Duke 0Edge, El SatyrMajor, while this is cute, Sir L'AIR . . . . it leans toward a certain " flavor " . . . .
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