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Song Parodies -> "Lookin' For Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin' For Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Lookin' For Gloves"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Dedicated to all those, who have ever taken their significant other shopping
"LOOKIN' FOR GLOVES

(Verse One)
Worship my sweet one, so faithfully
But the times I take her shoppin', they're killin' me
Saturday morning, she coos so soft,
"Hon, take me shoppin', or else you're cut off!"...

We went shoppin' for gloves in so many places,
Lookin' For Gloves, in leathers and laces,
Hours in line, Countin the paces,
What's she thinkin' of?
I coulda' been home with beer and a ball game,
Instead ....of playin' the mall game
....It's root canal, Lookin' For Gloves!

Verse Two
Had me a brainstorm, when we got home
Went over all my options, with a fine tooth comb
Bought a computer, put her on line,
It was so easy, and it's workin' out fine...

No more shoppin' for gloves in all of those places,
No lookin' for gloves in leathers and laces,
Ain't standin' in line, countin' the paces
And not just thinkin' of...
I'm drinkin' a beer, and watchin' the ball game,
Instead...of playin' that mall game
... she's on E-Bay now, Lookin' For Gloves.


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Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! I get the joke, and I like the parody. 5's
John Barry - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Me too. Clever.
Airfarcewon - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments..Guys
Royce Miller - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think alot of people know this original song, maybe, but I love your parody; the only way to shop is alone-that's my view-a good get away
Arwen - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it, too! And I LOVE the original. If that makes me a nerd, so be it! =) 5s...
Airfarcewon - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
It does go back a few, Royce.... featured in the 70's movie, "Urban Cowboy" with J. Travolta...performed by Johnny Lee.. became a CW chart topper back then, but never a standard, I guess. true, about shopping....alone, definitely..

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