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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 16. I Saw Mommy Wrestle Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 16. I Saw Mommy Wrestle Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

awesome version of this OS, here! Mr. Mellencamp turned out a really fun, country-sounding take on it. so it's the version I went with!
a little girl believes she witnesses her mother "wrestling" the man in red. however, young children often misinterpret things... please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsat4e8jgHA
I Saw Mommy Wrestle Santa Claus
downstairs, on the pull-out couch, last night
well, I learned me some new moves
that you can do in the nude
and she hollered out some weird words
wrestling taunts, I assume

and don'tcha know that...

I Saw Mommy Tripping Up Santa Claus
with his pants around his ankles, white
oh, what a match it could've been
if daddy would've just joined in
I Saw Mommy Wrestle Santa Claus, Last Night

I Saw Mommy Wrestle Ol' Santa Claus
downstairs, on the pull-out couch, last night
well, I saw both of them sweat
heard them running out of breath
well, I thought he had her beat, but
she turned it and won, I bet!

and don'tcha know that...

I Saw Mommy Tripping Up Santa Claus
sitting on his beard, so snowy white
what a match it could've been
if ol' daddy would've just joined in
I Saw Mommy Wrestle Santa Claus, Last Night

I Saw Mommy Wrestle Santa Claus...
downstairs, on the pull-out couch, last night...
I Saw Mommy Wrestle Santa Claus...
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Rob Arndt - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm wrestling whether to give this a 555 or not. You win- 555!
Jonathan - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thanks, mate!

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