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Song Parodies -> "Ted and Elaine"

Original Song Title:

"Jack and Diane"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Ted and Elaine"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Opening song for the new hit Broadway show….Airplane…The Musical….:)

Here’s a little ditty, ’bout Ted and Elaine
Two star-crossed lovers on a runaway plane
Ted’s on board to rekindle a love
Elaine’s want to forget and hide in the skies above

Suckin’ down inflight drinks, Ted is trying to come to grips
But he has a drinking problem
And it never touches his lips
Ted says ” Hey Elaine, lets run off
You know I can change
Elaine turns to Ted and says
” My life now is this plane.”
Ted says oh

(Chorus)
This film will live on
Long after the box office line is gone
Oh yeah, it is cult strong
People forever quoting lines, from Leslie Nelson

Ted is the only hope for the passengers and crew
But it’s been so many years since he has flew
Surely you must be kidding as he answers their plea
No we’re not kidding and don’t call me Shirley
And Ted says oh

This film will live on
Long after the box office line is gone
Oh yeah, it is cult strong
People forever quoting lines, from Leslie Nelson

This plane will rock, it will roll
So many belly laughs, you’ll pee I know
Hold on to your sides cause the laughter will flow
Please put your seats upright, It’s Airplane…..The Musical

This film will live on
Long after the box office line is gone
Oh yeah, it is cult strong
People forever quoting lines, from Leslie Nelson

A little ditty, ’bout Ted and Elaine -
Two star-crossed lovers on a runaway plane

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Old Man Ribber - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Surely this isn't Demo Dan. It IS Demo Dan, and don't call him Shirley! Looks like I chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue! ;D

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