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Song Parodies -> "Tom and Diane (updated)"

Original Song Title:

"Jack and Diane"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Tom and Diane (updated)"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

Made some corrections
This the story of Tom and Diane
2 local news anchors from Rhode Island
Tom is gonna have a new partner
Diane's gonna frame old Tom for murder

It all started when Diane turned 40
They thought that she was old, the new girl's so horny
Diane's heart now was so broken
She thought up a plan to get revenge and
Now we say

Oh yeah life goes on
For Tom in prison, and Diane is gone
Oh yeah life goes on
For Tom in prison, and Diane is gone, we move on

Diane dated an actor named James Woods
He dumped her like garbage, from the old neighborhood
She planned to kill him, and then frame Tom
So she could be alone, while Tom sings the songs
In the jail

Oh yeah life goes on
For Tom in prison, and Diane is gone
Oh yeah they say life goes on
For Tom in prison, and Diane is gone

Now the plan was botched
Two other people died
Muriel and Stephanie
And then she tried
To kill Lois Griffin, before she could tell
But Stewie one-upped her
Now Diane's in Hell

Oh yeah life goes on
For Tom in prison, and Diane is gone
Oh yeah they say life goes on
For Tom in prison, and Diane is gone

'Twas the story of Tom and Diane
Two local news anchors that did they best they can
FAMILY GUY FOREVER!!!

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Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2010 - Report this comment
"Family Guy" is the most disgusting piece of garbage ever put on TV. So far. The best show ever set in Rhode Island was "Providence," with Melina Kanakaredes as a doctor. Melina, opa!
mouselover - November 05, 2010 - Report this comment
""Family Guy" is the most disgusting piece of garbage ever put on TV. So far. The best show ever set in Rhode Island was "Providence," with Melina Kanakaredes as a doctor. Melina, opa!" You sir, have no idea what quality television is. Family Guy is a great show. So great, they could NOT keep it canceled. Love it or not, it is here to stay for a long time.

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