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Song Parodies -> "Pink Rhino"

Original Song Title:

"Pink Houses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Pink Rhino"

Parody Written by:

Christy McDaniel

The Lyrics

I started watching Ni Hao, Kai-Lan, and there is merchandise of it now, and This song is mostly about 1 of Kai-Lan's friends Lulu the Pink Rhinocerous, Who loves to fly with a balloon attached to one of her horns.
There's a black-haired girl who's Chinese, Partly she speaks English too
Her name is Kai-Lan and she has some friends Hoho, Tolee, and Rintoo
And there's another one of her friends, flyin' high with a balloon
at the end of her horn, she's a rhino
Her name is Lulu and she'll be here real soon

Ah but ain't she a special friend for you and me
When she is flying, somethin' to see baby
Ain't she a special friend we love to meet
She's a pink rhino Who helps, you see
Yes she helps, whoopee!

Some people think she just speaks Chinese
But you know she speaks English also
When her friends call her she comes help out
And then she reaches high things and brings them, you know.
She loves balloons, She loves flying
Even though she doesn't have wings
WHen a balloon is attached to her horn
She goes up in the air and sings

Ah but ain't she a special yo for you and me
When she is jara chir, something to see baby
Ain't she a special yo, That means friend, you may not know
Flying Pink Rhino, now there she goes
Ah yeah baby, now there she goes!

Well she is cute and adorable
Just like Kai-lan's other friends
They play together all day long
When they play games the fun never ends
Ooh yeah
And another thing 'bout Lulu
is she is oh so sweet
but sometimes baby she's not there, but she cares
her friends are neat

Ah but ain't she a special friend (yo!) for you and me
When she is flying (jara chir) somethin' to see baby
Ain't She a special friend (yo!) we love to meet, yeah
She's a pink rhino dancing to the beat

Ooh yeah

Ain't she a special friend (yo!) to you and me
Kai-lan loves her a lot, somethin' to see baby
Kai-lan has special friends, even Lulu, yipee,
Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We make their hearts feel super happy

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
If you heard of Ni Hao Kai Lan, feel free to comment on this song.

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