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Song Parodies -> "God, Not Again!"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Christmas (War is Over)"

Original Performer:

John Lennon & Yoko Ono

Parody Song Title:

"God, Not Again!"

Parody Written by:

Steffi Evans

The Lyrics

Don't get me wrong, John Lennon is fly but, I'm 12 years old and Mum insists on playing this song over and over at Xmas, so I decided to show people MY version. Merry Xmas!
So it's here at last
And what have I done?
To deserve this torture
Gift wrapping hurts my thumbs
And so this is Christmas
I'd better have fun
The queer and the feared ones
The old still with their lungs

A very eventful Xmas
My uncle told me he's queer
Let's hope he don't hit on me
'Cause he stinks of beer

A very merry Xmas
For weak and for strong
For the poor ones
'Cause the rich have everything they want

And so happy Christmas
I hope you have a good night
'Cause tomorrow will be tiring
Trying to stop Dad and Mick fight

War has broke out
Mum be quiet don't shout
Nana's lost her purse
Hope you are a pretty good nurse

Merry Xmas everybody!
I swear, that's a repeat of last year!

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 6

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Susanna Viljanen - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
You need to hone the pacing, but the song itself was funny and you certainly have talent. It is advisable to check the beat (syllables on each line) and try to have as many syllables on each line as in the original. You chose a difficult song, but made a good parody of it.
Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
You're only 12?? You did a very good job..I agree with Susanna: get your pacing right (try singing it back to yourself once you've finished) and you'll be a force to be reckoned with! 354

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