well, smack my buns
and jump my bones
a photo shoot today
let's roll again
there's nude girls in high heels
a rounded curve
a head that is thrown
when it hits the ol' newstand
anyone can take a scan
at my appeal

oh, put me in, hef
i'm set to display, today
put me in, hef
i'll strip if you pay, today
look at me
i could be
centerfold

well, i spent some time
in the porno line
makin' it inch by inch
you know i ground and bumped
and i let my boobs hang out
i got the willies
youth was robbed
i knew i had to go
don't say, i can't show
i know i'm well endowed

oh, put me in, hef
i'm set to display, today
put me in, hef
i'll strip if you pay, today
look at me
i could be
centerfold

got some long white gloves
a sexy hat
and brand new leather boots
it'd be quite a crime
to not show off my pride
men will see this doll
and be enthralled
a figure that could stun (sound of eyes popping)
i'm gone but you can still give me the eye

oh, put me in, hef
i'm set to display, today
put me in, hef
i'll strip if you pay, today
look at me
i could be
centerfold

oh, put me in, hef
i'm set to display, today
put me in, hef
i'll strip if you pay, today
look at me
i could be
centerfold
yeah !