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Song Parodies -> "Centerfold"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfield"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Fogerty

Parody Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, smack my buns
and jump my bones
a photo shoot today
let's roll again
there's nude girls in high heels
a rounded curve
a head that is thrown
when it hits the ol' newstand
anyone can take a scan
at my appeal

oh, put me in, hef
i'm set to display, today
put me in, hef
i'll strip if you pay, today
look at me
i could be
centerfold

well, i spent some time
in the porno line
makin' it inch by inch
you know i ground and bumped
and i let my boobs hang out
i got the willies
youth was robbed
i knew i had to go
don't say, i can't show
i know i'm well endowed

oh, put me in, hef
i'm set to display, today
put me in, hef
i'll strip if you pay, today
look at me
i could be
centerfold

got some long white gloves
a sexy hat
and brand new leather boots
it'd be quite a crime
to not show off my pride
men will see this doll
and be enthralled
a figure that could stun (sound of eyes popping)
i'm gone but you can still give me the eye

oh, put me in, hef
i'm set to display, today
put me in, hef
i'll strip if you pay, today
look at me
i could be
centerfold

oh, put me in, hef
i'm set to display, today
put me in, hef
i'll strip if you pay, today
look at me
i could be
centerfold
yeah !




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MrMacphisto - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one... lol
Michael Pacholek - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Swung on, and it's driven to deep right field! It is high! It is far! It is... GONE! Home run for Alvin Rhodes, and the Orioles take a 1-0 lead! (You are an Oriole fan, right?)
Paul Robinson - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - We'll be looking for this on the highlight reel. 5's.
alvin rhodes - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, michael and paul....and for the record, i am a die-hard dodgers fan.....but i have nothing against the orioles...the baseball team OR the bird
Serafina - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Seems like I missed this one; anyway, I thought it was pretty good. I give it 5-4-5.
alvin rhodes - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks serafina

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