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Song Parodies -> "President"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfield"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Fogerty

Parody Song Title:

"President"

Parody Written by:

Richard Murphy

The Lyrics

Newt is still alive and kicking. And my tongue is sore from biting.it.
We will beat the drum and grab the phone
The campaign starts today.
We're born again, there's new dough to be raised
Shaking hands and kissing the tots
He's a brown-eyed handsome man
Anyone can understand the way I feel

Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today
Look at him
He can be
President.

Yes he spent some years in the nether tiers,
Watching it from outside.
You know he took some lumps when his party was turned out.
So he looked at Reagan, and George Bush,
And yes, Bill Clinton too.
Don't say it ain't so
You know khis time he's due.

Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today
Look at him
He can be
President.

Got an acid tongue, a heavy grudge,
And a grasp of history.
He knows his time has come
To hit the campaign trail.
Time to throw the mud and bash them all,
HIs moment in the sun.
It's a war and he's determined not to fail.

Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today
Vote for him folks
He's ready to serve today
Look at him
He can be
President.

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