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Song Parodies -> "Frozen Field"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfield"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Fogerty

Parody Song Title:

"Frozen Field"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

World Series time, first game last night. I just love how they play most of the season in the hot summer weather and then decide the champion in the cold weather of late October/early November. And this year they're playing in the north at nighttime. Pretty silly to me.

Well the ears are numb and cold are bones, the sun set long ago
Forlorn, these men, there's new frost on the field
Ground at third is hard as a stone, runner's down; iced where he ran
This is fun? Can't understand; is this ideal?

Oh, look at wind blow, it's steady two-eight, not great
How can we show, how great we can play, this way?
Gonna freeze, at the knees, frozen field

Represent the prime of the baseball nines, why should our style be quenched
New snow fly, look: numb umps, then an icy glaze about
Oh, say it's chilly, tell my mom, I'll play in Tokyo
Cold play, it pains so, can't throw with mittens on

Oh, look at him coach! Unsteady is Ray, he's gray
Pinch for him coach, let's put in Jose, okay?
Look at Lee, lost a ski, frozen field

Yeah! Choc'late, hot choc'late!

Gotta heat up glove, got firewood: bat, and a snowproof pair of shoes
You know it stinks this time of year's too cold outside
Sucks to hit the Fall and crunch the wall, like ce-ment on the balls
It's so long, the game belongs in Summertime

Oh, good to win coach, it's heady to play that way
Could we win coach, without the new sleigh today?
Can't we please, play in Greece? Frozen field

Oh, foot frostbit, ouch! Not ready to play, no way
Good skiing snow, tough sledding to play, delay
Look at me, gotta pee, frozen field

Bleah!

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Mark Scotti - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
My son plays fall ball, so i have to sit out out games into Novemburrrrrrrrrrr..... nICEly done!!!!
Andria - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Can't say I'm much of a televised sports fan, or much of a sports fan in general (I go to the occasional pro or semi-pro golf tournament from time to time, likewise with drag-boat races and dirt-track auto racing), but I like this parody. As for frozen fields, I have to walk halfway across a field that is frozen part of the time and a muddy, rocky mess the rest of the time, at least around this time of year, to take my trash to the Dumpster. At least I can salvage returnable bottles and cans from said Dumpster, making it *kind of* worth it to get muddy. 5 strikes, 5 balls and 5 outs.
blackjack21 - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Mark Scotti: Thanks man. Yeah, in fall ball you're hoping they DON'T make the playoffs. ;-)

Andria: Glad you liked it and thanks for v/c. Be careful in that field! :-)

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