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The roof, it leaks, the floor it creaks, the garbage Dumpster reeks
I'm starin' down, see dead grass on the field
I'm climbin' stairs, the lift, it don't work, posies pecked by pigeon beaks
Ghetto folks can understand the way I feel.
Squashin' a roach, I’m ready to Raid®, today;
Killin' a mouse, I’m needin' D-Con®, today;
Vermin, please, won't you leave Summerfield?.
Well, I spent some time with the old landlord, cancelin' out my lease
Then I caught a 'coon* munchin' on some Crisco® grease.
So now I'm leavin', movin' out and I ain't comin' back
Don’t say "it ain’t so", you know my bags are packed.
Not a cockroach, no reason to Raid®, today;
Nary a mouse, no need for D-Con®, today;
Nixed my lease, time to leave Summerfield!
Yeah! I'm leavin', I'm leavin'
Got a U-Haul® Van, a crew o' friends, and some liquor boxes too
You know I think it’s time to leave this ghetto pad
Won't miss the bugs, won't miss the mice, my new place, it is rad
Now I'm gone, and I've kissed the place adieu*!
New place is clean, won't buy no Black Flag®, today;
Cats roam a-round, no use for mousetraps, 'round here;
Love it here, surely beats, Summerfield!
Ceilin' don't leak, no buckets of H, two-oh
Floors, they don't creak, no reason to fix, ho-ho
Here it's nice, better than, Summerfield!
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