When I was a young boy
Made the noises that young boys make
And now I'm drinking soda, so much soda
I relive all those young boy days
I can belch to a tune
Say the alphabet too
Lord knows that it's oh so crude, baby
And it smells like food
Come on and make it loud

Burps are good
Come on baby, you know burps are good
Sometimes, lunch don't feel like it should
And that's when...burps are good

Don't have to be so disgusting
Just trying to give myself a little bit of fun, yeah
Why can't I just be polite
And act mature instead of young?
Hey baby it's crude
I don't mean to be rude
Chug a liter of Coke down my throat, baby
Let's see what I can do
Come on and make it loud

Burps are good
Come on baby, you know burps are good
Sometimes, lunch don't feel like it should
And that's when...burps are good

After having those big meals
I might have to relieve myself
Why you make such a big deal
Maybe we could make some sounds all day long
Burp around all day long

Burps are good
Come on baby, you know burps are good
Sometimes, lunch don't feel like it should
And that's when...burps are good

Burps are good
Come on baby, you know burps are good
Sometimes, lunch don't feel like it should
And that's when...burps are good