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Song Parodies -> "Burps Are Good"

Original Song Title:

"Hurts So Good"

Original Performer:

John Couger Mellancamp

Parody Song Title:

"Burps Are Good"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

When I was a young boy
Made the noises that young boys make
And now I'm drinking soda, so much soda
I relive all those young boy days
I can belch to a tune
Say the alphabet too
Lord knows that it's oh so crude, baby
And it smells like food
Come on and make it loud

Burps are good
Come on baby, you know burps are good
Sometimes, lunch don't feel like it should
And that's when...burps are good

Don't have to be so disgusting
Just trying to give myself a little bit of fun, yeah
Why can't I just be polite
And act mature instead of young?
Hey baby it's crude
I don't mean to be rude
Chug a liter of Coke down my throat, baby
Let's see what I can do
Come on and make it loud

Burps are good
Come on baby, you know burps are good
Sometimes, lunch don't feel like it should
And that's when...burps are good

After having those big meals
I might have to relieve myself
Why you make such a big deal
Maybe we could make some sounds all day long
Burp around all day long

Burps are good
Come on baby, you know burps are good
Sometimes, lunch don't feel like it should
And that's when...burps are good

Burps are good
Come on baby, you know burps are good
Sometimes, lunch don't feel like it should
And that's when...burps are good

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Ghetto John - January 17, 2003 - Report this comment
i pray that God sends me a girl who burp too so rock on Jeff
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I reckon a better name for this parady would be "The Barney Gumbal Tribute". It's a really funny parady, you've written, Jeff. My 12 year old son and I pissed ourselves laughing, when we read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy Florio - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
you piss yourself alot, dont you Bob....that might be a serrious problem....see a doctor...please
Jeff Reuben - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, when I make someone piss themselves, I know I've done my job well.
adam - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
can you tell me about burping
Jeff Reuben - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I just did!
Geri - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it stinks "Burp So Good". You've spoilt a very good song by John CougerMellancamp in "Hurt So Good".
jack - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate ya all
diane - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack! come home right this minute!
SheDuke - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Delightful!
Jeff Reuben - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you SheDuke!

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