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Song Parodies -> "Bush and Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Jack and Diane"

Original Performer:

John Cougar Melencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Bush and Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Little ditty, about Bush and Kerry
Top president seeds, boning up for the T.V.
Bushy goin' be a lame duck prez
Kerry nonchalant--to all what Bushy says

Speakin' on a talk show late night with Larry King
Kerry talkin' 'bout Bushy's war, got his armed wrapped in a sling
Bushy say "Hey Cheney lets run up Iraqi fees"
Tripple up those Halliburton costs, or do what you please

Say uh, oh yeah war goes on
Long after the reign of Saddam is gone
Say uh, oh yeah war goes on
Long after the Man, Bin Ladden is gone. They wage on

Bushy kicks back, contracts his friends for the project
Cheney's his stooge, they makes a damn good team
Well when? where? is Bushy, gonna turn over the city
Kerry says "Bushy, you ain't winning nothing"
Bushy say uh,

Oh yeah, war goes on
Long after the reign of Saddam is gone
Oh yeah, war goes on
Long after the Man, Bin Ladden is gone.

Gonna get Irag, get it's oil
Let the middle east come and save their wells
Hold on to Baghdad as long as Bush can
Changes can happen real soon, vote for Kerry our man

Oh yeah war goes on
Long after the reign of Saddam is gone
Oh yeah war goes on
Long after the Man Bin Ladden is gone.

Little ditty, about Bush and Kerry
Two American men, pollin' all they need

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John Mellencamp - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
My last name contains two L's.
Paul Robinson - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Lionel - Pretty good, 4-4-4, I see Karl Rove voted on this (the "1-1-1").
Muzakman - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
If this really is John Mellencamp, one question: what was your inspiration for Jack and Diane?

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