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Song Parodies -> "Asses of Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Hearts on Fire"

Original Performer:

John Cafferty

Parody Song Title:

"Asses of Fire"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

What if Terrence and Philip (from South Park) make a full soundtrack to their movie "Asses Of Fire", with this in a boxing scene...
Silent killer builds behind your hole,
And you can't keep it under your control!
The crack that holds the stench then shakes and roars,
Burnin' from the methane gasses,
And leaving a burn-sore!

Asses of fire,
Farting desire,
Bubbles deep within,
Asses of fire,
Stench is rising high!
A glorious poof draws near!

A fart that causes you to jump and spin,
Flames that burns the cheeks and breaks the wind!
And smells that linger long after your blast,
Pickled eggs and chilli - beans are here to last!

Asses of fire,
Farting desire,
Rumbles deep within!
Asses of fire,
Stench is rising high,
A gigantic fart is here!
It's here!!!

(keyboard instrumental done with fart noises)

Asses of fire,
Farting desire,
Bubbles deep within!
Asses of fire,
Stinking desire,
Fart until the end!!!

(repeat until fades)

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