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Song Parodies -> "Believe Him or Not (Blameless American Hero)"

Original Song Title:

"Believe It Or Not (Greatest American Hero)"

Original Performer:

Joey Scarbury

Parody Song Title:

"Believe Him or Not (Blameless American Hero)"

Parody Written by:

Stormin Norman

The Lyrics

When do Nolan Ryan and ADVIL's stock price take their lumps in all this? Get off Barry Bonds and free Marion Jones -- or else take 'em all down, even the conservative white Texas guys who cozy up to the Bush Family.
Look what just happened to me,
I don’t believe it myself.
Suddenly I’m lumped with Bonds and the girl,
It should’ve been somebody else. (cough*Nolan*cough)

Believe it or not,
I lost in that chair.
I really thought I would be redeemed.
Brian’s no saint, I’ve got rings, I’m a Player,
Who’d they believe?
Believe it or not, McNamee.

It’s like y’all blighted my good name,
Spit stains on red white and blue.
Takin’ me out of that Hall -- I was in!
Maybe I’ll aim some pitches at you.

Believe it or not,
I lost in that chair.
I really thought I would be redeemed.
Brian’s no saint, I’ve got rings, I’m a Player,
Who’d they believe?
Believe it or not, McNamee.

Believe it or not, McNamee.

--Stormin Site name

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John Jenkins - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Some interesting stuff here, but the Nolan Ryan reference seems a bit of a stretch.

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