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Song Parodies -> "The Greatest Republican Zero"

Original Song Title:

"The Greatest American Hero TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Joey Scarbury

Parody Song Title:

"The Greatest Republican Zero"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ted Cruz gets crushed and falls...
Look at Trump's last victory,
He can't believe it himself
Put an end to Ted Cruz's world,
It looks like Lyin' Ted F-cked himself!

(Chorus)
Oh yes, he lost
Played so unfair
Yet Trump became the nominee
It proves you can't trust a liar
Same as Hillary
Which is really, really scary!

Carson and Rubio he betrayed,
Tried to generate some news
Carly Fiorina for an expected win,
Too bad none of it became true!

Oh yes, he lost
Played so unfair
Yet Trump became the nominee
It proves you can't trust a liar
Same as Hillary
Which is really, really scary!

Kasich drops too,
Someone please teach him to eat!!!

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Michael Pacholek - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Well, if "It proves you can't trust a liar," why the hell would you vote for Trump?
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Ted Cruz lied to everyone about everything and nobody bought it in the end. He is after all a career politician. Trump who has been a career businessman that has held both conservative and liberal views, supporting both parties, has now moved to the Right. He is pro-life, for rebuilding the manufacturing base of the US, securing the border, fighting ISIS with a rebuilt military, taking care of Vets, and not supporting trade deals and currency manipulation detrimental to the US economy. How anyone can say he is not conservative is BS. He's Anti-establishment. And yet has led to a surge in new Republican voters while swaying Indies and Democrats too. His remarks are often off the cuff but I wouldn't say he's a liar. Intolerant and Impulsive maybe, but not career liars like Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton. If anything, Trump is arrogant and demonstrative, and that's what people like about him. He's a winner who likes to win and brag. Let him win for the US and brag about his accomplishments. If you want liberal Obama third term, vote Hillary. She really has nothing new to offer.
Nut.-CASE - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Trump has not spoken out against the medical-pharmaceutical cabal that connives to prevent the health benefits of correct nutrition from reaching every American. To me, he's the real zero.
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
And yet HE "trumped" 16 other REP candidates who claimed he wasn't "Conservative'" enough which included fake outsider Ted!!! We already have his guarantee that Obamacare will be scrapped and replaced with insurance coverage expanded by a bigger market without borderlines and incentives to healthcare companies that perform well. I would assume the same would apply to pharmaceutical companies and changing the laws on longevity of brand name drugs. We'll have to see. You can't argue a point that hasn't yet been addressed in the general election debates.
trumpet - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
synthetic opium pills killed prince and hundreds of thousands of others in pain for sure trump will put guilty docs and drug execs in jail and provide affordable brocolli his guarantee is as good as his word
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
What can you say about Ted Cruz? Exit... stage Right!!!
Just Saying - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Cruz said one true thing: "Donald is a pathological liar." Exhibit A -- Trump said he sent a team of investigators to Hawaii to get the facts on Obama's birth certificate. He did no such thing.
It's amusing how some people are predictable followers of demagogues. "What's bred in the bone will out in the flesh."
Jonathan - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Cruz got "Trumped" 10 people need to move the #3!! on! 455
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Cruz stated he was in it until the end... which apparently was Tuesday!!! He totally collapsed like every other Trump competitor. The Fiorina stunt didn't work. His lies and unpopularity killed him plus Trump's labeling him Lyin' Ted. So now what will the Cruz 1-bombers do? :))
Schort Schrift - May 06, 2016 - Report this comment
DKTOS. DT can/will now boast that he has "shlonged" his opponents, and the GOP.
Rob Arndt - May 07, 2016 - Report this comment
That's perfectly fine as the GOP establishment has been "schlonging" it's voters for years. I'm tired of all the GOP pettiness and rhetoric about "Conservative values" while catering to Right-wing rich and special interests. You don't need to be either an Indie or DEM to want to help out the homeless, the poor, seniors, minorities, and women as well as reducing the budget, rebuilding the military, securing the Southern border, dealing with the heroine problem, creating millions of jobs, promoting real heathcare, rebuilding infrastructure, making better trade deals, and destroying ISIS! After Romney's failed campaign, the autopsy report indicated these points and only Trump is trying to address them. Ryan is a hypocrite and had this been Ted Lyin' Cruz as nominee, then he would have instantly endorsed him without question. Ryan instead wants to subvert the will of the millions of people who voted for Trump who brought in many new REP voters as well as Indies and some DEMs. This is the last gasp of the old "business as usual" GOP. It's time for change. Real, substantial change to the Republican Party. You deny Trump, you lose to Hillary and the GOP is finished. Best to unify under the frontrunner and then head full steam into taking Hillary apart. Trump isn't conventional. He'll attack her in ways no other Republican would dare and withhold nothing. I think that's a plus not a minus despite what polls say. All the other polls were wrong and so was the GOP. Trump won and won and continues to win.

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