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Song Parodies -> "Lifes A Bitch"

Original Song Title:

"Lifes Been Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Lifes A Bitch"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

I have a duplex 14 feet wide
My car was stolen, so now I get rides
Work at Mcdonalds minimum wage
They wonder why I have so much damn rage

My dog is rabid and was brought to the pound
Everybody say hell no (hell no)
For vacations I go on a one way grey hound
Lifes a bitch to me so far

My crappy pickup goes 30 at tops
I slam the brakes and pray it will stop
Sometimes I give the windows a crack
But they get stuck and I can't get them back
I'm selling items I own for some dough
Some broken lightbulbs, a half working stove
But I got no visitors it looks like my plan failed
My life savings instantly inhaled

Going insane from all i'm going through
I look like a damn fool (a fool)
I will complain then get punched in the tooth
Lifes a bitch to me so far

I owe my car bills, going on 3 years
I'm so in debt I could cash in old beers
Its tough to live when your life has no point
Or when your the guy that stinks up the joint

Sometimes i'm lazy but I work double shift
Everybody say hell no (hell no)
But now I gotta walk cuz I can't get a lift
Lifes a bitch to me so far

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Rick C - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Too many good lines to mention! Great job...555
Mikey Boy - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks alot

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