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Song Parodies -> "Mystery Science Theater 4000"

Original Song Title:

"Mystery Science Theater 3000"

Original Performer:

Joel Hodgson

Parody Song Title:

"Mystery Science Theater 4000"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's about Collin and the Robots
In the not too distant future,
Next Saturday AD
There was a guy named Collin,
Not too different from you or me
He worked at a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way
He did his job with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't like him,
So they shot him into space! (GET ME DOWN!)

"We'll send him cheesy movies,
"The worst we can find (la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and watch them all,
"And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Collin can't control,
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends

Robot Roll Call
Cambot (Show yourself)
Cindy (I'm not ready)
John Servo (Hi-ho-there)
Jooooe! (That's one O)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts (la-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a parody,
I should really just relax".

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Stephen aka Step-chan - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
545, good.
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