**Joe Jackson singing**
Saw a movie the other night with my girlfriend, "School of Rock"
I was laughing, my gut hurts till my popcorn gets cold
"Look over there!" (Where?)
"There's a geeky dude who looks like you"
Jack Black's roommate dude, he's a sub, or something, so I must ask....

Do I really look like Ned Schneebly?
Do I really need to sue the filmmakers?
Do I really look like Ned Schneebly?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
Then Paramount sure owes me some cash

Tonight's the night I watch "The School of Rock" for a second time
I have no hair and he does, so should I really sue?
There he is! (Ned!)
Here comes Scheebly looking just like me
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, my claim's denied

Do I really look like Ned Schneebly?
Do I really need to sue the screenwriter?
Do I really look like Ned Schneebly?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
Then Jack Black will sure owe me some cash

But it's been done before!!!!!!!
William Shatner sued for "Halloween"
Michael Myers lost
"Listen you, take my face off your mask!"
And Michael's never been the same

Do I really look like Ned Schneebly?
Do I really like the movie, "School of Rock"?
Do I really look like Ned Schneebly?
'Cause Ned Schneebly looks just like me
And Paramount sure owes me some cash