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Song Parodies -> "You're the Worst"

Original Song Title:

"You're the Best"

Original Performer:

Joe Esposito

Parody Song Title:

"You're the Worst"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ted Cruz...
So you passed one test
"Evangelical" man
New Hampshire might not make it

You deceive
'Cause when the going gets tough
You can't make a deal and seal it

History repeats itself
Not endorsed by D.C.

Everyone there thinks you're scum
Your own party doesn't believe!

(Chorus)
You’re the worst!
Around!
Trump or Rubio will beat you down
You’re the worst!
Around!
Nothing but a Canadian clown
You’re the worst!
Around!
And it's too late to turn that around, around, around!!!

Fight ‘til the end
Ground game and spend
Until your tough talk subsides
Voters realize you lie!

One victory down
But Trump and Rubio still around
Latter did better up 5% he did move
(In New Hampshire he's now polling Number Two)

Try your best to win them all
But only time will tell
Where you stand after Super Tuesday
On the day you fell...

(Chorus)

INSPIRING TED CRUZ, CRUZ MISSILE SPEECH

(Repeat Chorus)

Fight ‘til you drop
Make campaign stops
Can’t give up
Until you flop (ONE NIGHT)
With your numbers down (FOES SPIKE)
Listen to that sound
Trump or Rubio on top
And your money's gone...

You’re the worst!
Around!
No one wants to sponsor you, you clown!
You’re the worst!
Around!
You will let America down!!!

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Jonathan - February 05, 2016 - Report this comment
ya know it's a darn shame that Cruz couldn't be more likeable especially as he bears a striking resemblance to one of my favorite country music singers Mark Chesnutt
Ted Cruz:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4BJnkPl5--/1359889936746929953.jpg
Mark Chesnutt:
http://direct-ns.rhap.com/imageserver/v2/artists/Art.2261/images/633x422.jpg
don't you think so? 5's
Rob Arndt - February 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Mark doesn't have the horns and he's probably better at making deals!

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