Song Parodies -> You Believe You're Shatner
| Original Song Title: | "You Can Leave Your Hat On" |
| Original Performer: | Joe Cocker |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Believe You're Shatner" |
| Parody Written by: | McKludge |
As in William Shatner...
"Chekov bring up the shields
Raise shields
Fly on Sulu
Fly straight on Sulu
Take us out of space dock
Spock, Spock, Spock"
You believe you’re Shatner
You believe you’re Shatner
You believe you’re Shatner
You sit and stare, all through the night
Yeah, all the night
Star Trek reruns, are all you watch
You’re not right
All you do is quote the show
Just stop it
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun!”
You’re crazy (You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
Crazy (You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
(You believe you’re Shatner)
(You believe you’re Shatner)
When I say Hi you reply
“Uhura, can you translate?
He must be speaking some Romulan
Scotty beam me up now
Scotty beam me up now
Scotty beam me up now
Scotty beam me up now
Just beam me up now!”
You’re quite insane!
(You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
"Klingons!" (You believe you’re Shatner)
It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim!
(You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
Raise shields
Fly on Sulu
Fly straight on Sulu
Take us out of space dock
Spock, Spock, Spock"
You believe you’re Shatner
You believe you’re Shatner
You believe you’re Shatner
You sit and stare, all through the night
Yeah, all the night
Star Trek reruns, are all you watch
You’re not right
All you do is quote the show
Just stop it
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun!”
You’re crazy (You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
Crazy (You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
(You believe you’re Shatner)
(You believe you’re Shatner)
When I say Hi you reply
“Uhura, can you translate?
He must be speaking some Romulan
Scotty beam me up now
Scotty beam me up now
Scotty beam me up now
Scotty beam me up now
Just beam me up now!”
You’re quite insane!
(You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
"Klingons!" (You believe you’re Shatner)
It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim!
(You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
Haven't submitted in a while because I've been traveling a good bit, so I figured I'd get back into it with a short and simple one.
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retained the drollness of the original quite well...liked this a lot
McQlu, ~Marquis de Cluelessness~ Set my " Taser on Fun", Sir
It's worse than that, it's humor Jim! 5s!
The ultimate delusion. Nice job.
Short and simple...and funny.You say you have been traveling. Have you been to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons ???
alvin - As I was writing it, I was thinking "this sounds a little like something alvin would write"
UKK - Taser on Fun? You must throw some interesting parties...
IB - If I'm regular, I'm there on a daily basis
Jeff, John - Thanks.
UKK - Taser on Fun? You must throw some interesting parties...
IB - If I'm regular, I'm there on a daily basis
Jeff, John - Thanks.
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