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Song Parodies -> "You Believe You're Shatner"

Original Song Title:

"You Can Leave Your Hat On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:

"You Believe You're Shatner"

Parody Written by:

McKludge

The Lyrics

As in William Shatner...
"Chekov bring up the shields
Raise shields
Fly on Sulu
Fly straight on Sulu
Take us out of space dock
Spock, Spock, Spock"

You believe you’re Shatner
You believe you’re Shatner
You believe you’re Shatner

You sit and stare, all through the night
Yeah, all the night
Star Trek reruns, are all you watch
You’re not right
All you do is quote the show
Just stop it
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun”
Stop saying “Phasers on stun!”

You’re crazy (You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
Crazy (You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
(You believe you’re Shatner)

(You believe you’re Shatner)

When I say Hi you reply
“Uhura, can you translate?
He must be speaking some Romulan
Scotty beam me up now

Scotty beam me up now
Scotty beam me up now
Scotty beam me up now
Just beam me up now!”

You’re quite insane!
(You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
"Klingons!" (You believe you’re Shatner)
It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim!
(You believe you’re Shatner)
You believe you’re Shatner
Haven't submitted in a while because I've been traveling a good bit, so I figured I'd get back into it with a short and simple one.

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alvin - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
retained the drollness of the original quite well...liked this a lot
UnKnownVotress - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
McQlu, ~Marquis de Cluelessness~ Set my " Taser on Fun", Sir
Jeff Reuben - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
It's worse than that, it's humor Jim! 5s!
John Barry - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
The ultimate delusion. Nice job.
Invisible Boy - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Short and simple...and funny.You say you have been traveling. Have you been to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons ???
McKludge - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin - As I was writing it, I was thinking "this sounds a little like something alvin would write"

UKK - Taser on Fun? You must throw some interesting parties...

IB - If I'm regular, I'm there on a daily basis

Jeff, John - Thanks.

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