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Song Parodies -> "You're the Worst"

Original Song Title:

"You're the Best"

Original Performer:

Joe 'Bean' Esposito

Parody Song Title:

"You're the Worst"

Parody Written by:

Randy S.

The Lyrics

If I could clear things up, this is a parody of that awesome song, "You're the Best" from "The Karate Kid." I was inspired to write this after I watched my high school football team fail miserably one night without scoring a point.
Don't even try
Getting up to the top
Since you won't even bother to make it

Don't even think
About moving further now
'Cause you're totally going to break it

Nothing matters anymore
It's as though your luck's run out
It's time to stop and face the truth
That everyone will shout

You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you dowwwn!

Abandon all hope
Just you sit down and mope
'Cause there's nothing good comin' up for you

Aaahyou should be ashamed
You've done nothing for fame
Now everyone's gonna go and tease you

It's all gone south because of you
You've failed your town and school
Dancing out there on the field
You look like such a fool

You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwnoooo!

(guitar solo)

Aaayou're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you dowwwn!

Drop! To the ground
Nothing's left, time to stop
You have sunk so low (Drop!)
You're the worst in town (Drop!)
Listen to that sound
You've blown it all and now you lost
You look like such a clown!

You're the worst...around!
(All of 'em!) Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna bring you down!
You're the worst...around!
(All of them! All of them!) Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around! (Yeah!)
Everybody's gonna take you down!
You're the worst...around!
Everybody's gonna take you down!....
(repeat to fade)
All due respect to Mr. Esposito. I just love the song and I wanted to make a parody of it. :)

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 9

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Red Ant - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS) Randy so I can't vote but looks very good.

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