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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Backstreet Boys"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Backstreet Boys"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

The title says it all.
I hear those stupid hacks & I wanna puke,
I think their awful singing should be rebuked.
Well, their music's gettin' old,
It really just left me cold.
They're really not good enough for me (Not me!)
Don't force me to listen to them,
I know what I need.

Baby, I hate Backstreet Boys,
So won't you go & change the station, baby?
I hate Backstreet Boys,
I'd rather get shot by a big .50

They tell me that boy bands ain't all the same.
But I think that N'Sync is just as lame.
Well, when those guys are all gone,
Then I'll be movin' on.
I got a bunch of problems to sort out right now (Right now!)
As for how they're still in business, I must ask: How?
I'm singin:

I hate Backstreet Boys,
So won't you go & change the station, baby?
I hate Backstreet Boys,
I'd rather get shot by a big .50

(Aw, make it stop!)

Why do they still exist?
That's really communist!
You know, I think they should've broken up by now (By now!)
Why are they still in business, I gotta ask: How?
Sing It!

I hate Backstreet Boys,
So won't you go & change the station, baby?
I hate Backstreet Boys,
I'd rather get shot by a big .50

I hate Backstreet Boys,
So won't you go & change the station, baby?
I hate Backstreet Boys,
I'd rather get shot by a big .50

I hate Backstreet Boys,
So won't you go & change the station, baby?
I hate Backstreet Boys,
I'd rather get shot by a big .50

I hate Backstreet Boys,
So won't you go & change the station, baby?
I hate Backstreet Boys,
I'd rather get shot by a big .50

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Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
And how come they call themselves a "boy band" when they're no longer boys and they don't actually play any instruments?
Dylan Baranski - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I dunno, Mike. Some things in this world work when they shouldn't

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