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Song Parodies -> "I Love Tamel Coe"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett and the Black Hearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Tamel Coe"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I see her twinkie there I'd fill it full of cream
She drives me nuts with her super tight inseam
Her jeans are tailored wrong
Pleating the drapes too strong
Oh, I can tell she aint going to prom
Ooooh Wee! Let me see, Lordy!
Oh, I can tell she ain't going to prom
Ooooh Weee! Let me see, Golleee!

Singing...


I LOVE TAMEL COE!
I see her in the ads with her pretty panties
I LOVE TAMEL COE!
I see her when she stands in tight Capri's
Ow

I smile, when she sits down in tight fitting jeans
I can picture her spread in the magazines
The press of a vulviform
Kissing the denim worn
The spark of a lightning storm
Lightning rod tease, ooh weee!
Start of a lightning storm
Lightning shocks please, ooh weee!

Singing...

I LOVE TAMEL COE
She puts the letter 'O' into cOuntless movies
I LOVE TAMEL COE
She does splits on the floor and picks up peas
Ow

When her tulips are shown
There's grown men that'll groan
Yeah, she sure gets 'em goin
She's a beau-ty, cu-tie
And she's so nonchalant
Just sucking her lollipop
Yoah! Oooh Wee!

Singing...

I LOVE TAMEL COE!
I see her at the pool with her skin tight one piece
I LOVE TAMEL COE!
I see her looking cool in tight khakis


I LOVE TAMEL COE!
I saw her on the bike path in short shorts BI-king
I LOVE TAMEL COE!
I see her when she climbs in Spanx HI-king


I LOVE TAMEL COE!
She never throws her pie in a clown suit or quiefs
I LOVE TAMEL COE!
She never wears a dress just pants and briefs

I LOVE TAMEL COE!
She's got a real pretty letter for a mail box, I see
I LOVE TAMEL COE!
Right between her thighs there's stamped a 'V'

I LOVE TAMEL COE!
Libya's Capitol has its dromedaries
I LOVE TAMEL COE!
Labia's Governor ain't Kahdaffi

I LOVE TAMEL COE!
I took lip reading up as a full time hobby
I LOVE TAMEL COE!
A camel without humps is called Humphrey
Huh?

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Gina Tingles - May 20, 2021 - Report this comment
That my girl!
Dick Pullet - May 20, 2021 - Report this comment
Sounds like a real sexy woman, why havent I heard of her?
Yanking Doodle Randy - May 20, 2021 - Report this comment
I will make this woman my yanking doodle sweetheart; my yanking doodle pride and joy

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