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Song Parodies -> "I Screwed Myself By Nailing You"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Myself For Loving You"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett and The Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Screwed Myself By Nailing You"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

We met, at a secret rendezvous
You said you needed what I wanted to do
You were delicious now I’m fed up with you


I thought, “She’s so hot, she’s really a score!”
But all I got is a lesion of sores
There’s no bizness jargon for the goods I bargained for


I cry for the heavy price I pay
The nurses laughed when it saw the light of day


I screwed myself by nailing you
Can’t pull out of the deal I’m into
You understand that I’m so over you, cause I…
I hosed myself by plugging you


Now I’m, killing time shaving pubes
It seems my love life is going down the tubes
How’d a piece of puddy make me resemble a boob?


Hey bitch, you scratched my itch, I’m so touched
We did it once but once was just once too much
And now I got these freckles all on my schmekel and nuts


I hang my head feeling sad and shame
You lost my trust when I found what lust became


I’d ‘off’ myself for boffing you
If there weren’t better things I could do
I wanna puke while I’m rebuking you, that’s why
I gag myself for shagging you


I want to hurl ev’ry time of day
You make me sick though you look so well they say


Bemoan’s the word for boning you’s
I’m groaning when the puss starts to ooze
My pinky’s red and I’m blue downing booze, guess I…
I chumped myself by humping you’s


I roll my eyes in a stunned disgrace
You wounded me in a very private place


I duped myself by schtupping you
Can’t go pee, when it burns like it do
It will not stop when I go sleep a few, sometimes
I wet myself for bedding you

I loath that time
Unclothing you
I wince each time
Reminded since
I pound my fists
For pounding you
I F’d myself
I F’d myself by F’ing you

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