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Song Parodies -> "I Dress Myself In Underoos"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Myself For Loving You"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Dress Myself In Underoos"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Tight(y) whites, gettin' too tight for my jewels
Make me walk funny when I'm struttin' to school
Don't want no Hanes I won't wear Fruit Of The Loom
Chicks don't want a guy boring in skivvies
They want excitement from his BVDs
I'm not a big show off, I'm just trying hard to please

If you like briefs and you love to play
I'll put on my superhero lingerie

I dress myself in Underoos
Batman, Shazam which ones should I choose?
Check out my shorts, hope you enjoy the view because
I dress myself in Underoos

Tarzan, Superman, I'm the dude!
It's not a Hazzard when I'm wearing the Dukes
I'll wear Wonder Woman if it puts you in the mood
He-Man, wow these fur shorts are tight
I've got the power you're in awe of my might
Got two straps for a shirt and I'm protecting all that's right

I'll show you mine if you show me yours
You'll be amazed by my super way cool drawers

I dress myself in Underoos
Take my trousers off you'll find Scooby Doo
Won't go commando it gives me the blues, that's why
I dress myself in Underoos

I wear a new hero every day
I play the part, don't care what the haters say

I dress myself in Underoos
Batgirl, Barbie, which ones should I choose?
When I get dressed, I am always amused, because
I dress myself in Underoos

I dress myself in Underoos
Just keep taunting don't have to approve
No rhyme or reason don't need an excuse, because
I dress myself in Underoos

I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself…I dress myself in Underoos

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 27

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Matthias - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I remember Underoos... That commercial scares and torments me to this very day with kids so proud of their underpants that they'll start singing and dancing while wearing them... Ick! Terrifying memories due to Cracked.com. This parody was a much better experience than stumbling across that commercial.
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
You just described me...so proud of my underpants that I start singing and dancing while wearing them! The video can be seen at... ;-)
Old Man Ribber - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Giving the underoo its due is true...genius! ;D
Chance Gollnick - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
How about wearing a 5?
LadyBooRoo - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord Jeffry, ~Duke 0 Shock und Awe~ I love this . . . I think you know that . . . keep on aPrancin' & aDancin' in your underRoos, Sir !
LadyNoGal - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
ahhhhh . . . Now we know what is ' under that Apron ', SirJeffry . . . .
LilCupCakes - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Fond memory: . . . my Xhubby leaping in his ~PJ's~ in the hallway over the piles oLaundry . . . only to bring me my Peets & Peanut-Buttered Rye Toast . . . . soooo sweet . . . so delightful !
Arwen - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Jeff...I love you. I hate your underoos...but I love you. =) Thanks for the e-nudge to come check this out...I needed a giggle today!
Below Average Dave - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
The title alone had me cracking up, but your typical execution made this one fantastic Jeff--this one is great--and stands up well amongst your collection of fantastic pieces.
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Gotta love those Underoos! My ex boyfriend never outgrew them at all. Enjoys them Superhero briefs! Those great ones for boys are Spongebob, Cars, Yugioh, Spiderman, and for the girls; Barbies and Disney Princess series. There's some 5's...under where? LOL!
John Jenkins - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Very good title and parody, particularly the first 2 lines.
Mark Scotti - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Great song, and fantastic parody!! Laughed through the whole thing. "A NEW Reubin Classic"
Wild Child JIN - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Here is 3 5's to tuck into your Underoos. LOL! ;-D Great Job!! 555
Abbott Skelding - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Excellent work! I love the original song and this was a great idea that was executed nicely!
Mark Scotti - September 20, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - Another classic for this month. Voting's gonna be tough!!!
Below Average Dave - September 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Very funny Jeff, I liked it--certainly not a typical or predictable topic, pacing and rhyming where very good--especially in the recording.
Peter Andersson - September 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Didn't you do well in SOTM once with a parody about going commando? If so I gotta wonder, are there two of you? And if so I gotta wonder on that; who's the evil twin and who's the good Jeff?
bobpiecheese - September 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Grown man proud of prancing around in children's underwear. Huh. Didn't expect that one from the title (never heard of underoos before this, so I thought this was gonna be about a man in a makeshift suit made out of standard brief-style underpants while calling them a weird name...my brain goes weird places). Fantastic if somewhat creepy stuff here, 555!
UnKnownVotress - September 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord JefFry, I wonder just how our ~UnderRoo~ writers (Awesome Aussies) feel about this one . . .
Abbott Skelding - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Same as above...love the OS and you did an excellent job with this one!
Blaydeman - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(AofA) Huge fan of the original, and now of your parody of it! Awesoe job!
Porfle Popnecker - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
This made me happy in my "special place."
Arwen - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Ages...you didn't need to justify your choice for this round, Jeff...you're the hero on this one! haha.
bobpiecheese - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages) See above!
D-Mon - December 19, 2011 - Report this comment
(AofA) This was just straight up fun! No ifs, ands, or buts! I thoroughly enjoyed this! 555!
NorCalGal - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Lord Jeffry, ~Duke o'Shock & Awe~, these bells still ring clear, Sir !
Max Power - March 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Best to do so every night as well.
Peter Andersson - March 20, 2016 - Report this comment
I remember this one! But why do I get the suspicious feeling that you write about your underwear more often than I change mine? 555.
bobpiecheese - March 22, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above...again!
Abbott Skelding - March 23, 2016 - Report this comment
See Above...and above...still a really fun read. Well done.
Blaydeman - March 26, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See Above

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