I put on mass to spare, eatin' like a machine
The square root of my weight's about 17
Still eat, I'm going strong, piggin' out all day long
And I can tell it won't be long till I'm weighin' 3-oh-3
And I can tell it won't be long till I'm weighin' 3-oh-3

Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
So grill another steak, make it juicy baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Bake another cake, more French pastry

My trousers won't zip up and eatin's to blame
Might just get fatter yet, appetite untamed
I scarf fast food when I roam, there's mounds of food at home
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree

Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
A possible career yet in sumo baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Won't you get a rope and lasso me

I scarf fast food when I roam, there's mounds of food at home
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree
And next I'll be loadin' up at the bakery
Carb spree

Singin'
My weight's 2-9-oh
I'm diggin' "Iron Chef", I'm a groupie baby
My weight's 2-9-oh
Peasants armed with pitchforks after me (repeat)